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Will Justin Bieber....

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ever have a haircut that isn't the same as millions of young lesbians? Will he? Nay, says I.
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Re: Will Justin Bieber....

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What is Justins Beaver?

That canadian canal rat? Watch it get drugged up and get old - enjoy
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Re: Will Justin Bieber....

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Just Beliebe! Be-liebe!
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it's dawned on me

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I am going to have to get a job...

what the hell...

=(

yep, will get a job start looking next week.

This is a sad day for freedom.

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Re: it's dawned on me

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I'm with ya there brother. I've been off for over two months, and while I could live all right on the severance and the dole for a few more months, I need to get motivated and actually do some real job searching.
On the other hand, drinking to oblivion on a daily basis is fun, and waking up naturally at noon rather than to an early alarm clock is soothing to the soul.
Eh, I'll start maybe next week...
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Re: it's dawned on me

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Jerry, you know, I hear wonderful things about Bloomingdales'
executive training program.
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You haven't lived the Drunkard Life until

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you ride Disneyland's Jungle Cruise with the African Queen piloting, and you split a pint (3.75 for you furriners) with him. After enough bourbon (oh hell, who am I kidding; there's never enough), you are ready to kick that elephant's head in for spitting at you.

Yes, I had to be restrained, but it is not true that I have been banned from the park. I am merely boycotting it on account of George Lucre and his Star Whore scheme.
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Good to see you are doing fine and having a semi good time in disneyland-africa.
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
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you ride Disneyland's Jungle Cruise with the African Queen piloting, and you split a pint (3.75 for you furriners) with him. After enough bourbon (oh hell, who am I kidding; there's never enough), you are ready to kick that elephant's head in for spitting at you.

Yes, I had to be restrained, but it is not true that I have been banned from the park. I am merely boycotting it on account of George Lucre and his Star Whore scheme.
That wasn't a real elephant. Is the Disneyland Hotel still there? I remember in the early '80's they had the best disco dance floor with the best mirror disco ball. Had to stop going because of too many queers. That's in Orange County of all places!
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Breaking all the rules

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My doctors tell me that I cannot consume alcohol. For the most part, I obey. But tonight, for some reason I have (apparently), decided to empty a bottle of Makers. Damn, it's good to be back.

Fuck PET scans.
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I think we have the same sawbones. Cheers Sweetie, screw the Cipro.

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Re: Breaking all the rules

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Good to see you posting Lady S. and even better to see you telling doc to fuck off.

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Don't you know that you are a shooting star,

And all the world will love you just as long.

Burn brightly, savagely, and as long as possible without compromise.
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9:30PM on a Tuesday night

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Had a cunt of a day at work, had a few bourbons to ease myself into a good night's sleep.

It's 9.40pm on Tuesday night at the moment, gotta be at work at 6.30 am, really need some encouragement on how many more i can squeeze in.

I know you guys and girls in the USA are 24 hours in the past, so I'm hoping you can give me some advice to a time traveller.

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