Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
Indeed heartiest congratulations!!!
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
Are we talking about a food baby here, because I can see that
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
Congratulations DB on the birth of your bouncing baby fart!
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
Ha! Baby farts!
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
Jeeze I didn't know you had a third vasectomy reversal.
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
No. His last vasectomy was court mandated.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed Jun 23, 2021 8:57 amJeeze I didn't know you had a third vasectomy reversal.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
The baby was born cross-eyed, stink-fingered, twelve-toed, polo-collared, water brained, half-German and club-footed. The birth weight was 43 lbs.
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!
You forgot to mention the lobster boy hands as well as having a full beard at birth.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
My father alway said: keep your enemies close, keep DB close!
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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Dear Booze is a real piece of fuck. But he’s a great guy and I’d still let his wife make me a sandwich.
His great, great, great grandfather Obadiah Booze still holds the California state record for "most injuns killed with a blunt object in a 24 hour period".
His 3rd favorite drink is Admiral Nelson’s Spiced Rum & warm Shasta Cola served over imported Mexican ice cubes.
He’s banging the cleaning lady.
He learned how to golf from Dorf.
The starch in the collar of his polo shirt comes from his own private starch plantation in Rwanda.
His great, great, great grandfather Obadiah Booze still holds the California state record for "most injuns killed with a blunt object in a 24 hour period".
His 3rd favorite drink is Admiral Nelson’s Spiced Rum & warm Shasta Cola served over imported Mexican ice cubes.
He’s banging the cleaning lady.
He learned how to golf from Dorf.
The starch in the collar of his polo shirt comes from his own private starch plantation in Rwanda.
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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
He was logged in at 5:20am Pacific daylight time… go the fuck to sleep!
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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
He went to a revolving bar in Las Vegas and it spun him right round, baby right round, like a record player right round, round, round. Needless to say, he had a tough time finding a corner to piss in.
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