Randomn known shit about DearBooze

[mistah willies]

His middle name is Vernon.

Woah. That's pretty harsh there. I mean, damn.

[ThirstyDrunk]

His middle name is Vernon.

One of us is lying.

[Dear Booze]

His middle name is Vernon.

Highly offensive. OVER THE LINE!

[Artful Drunktective]

He dominated the board today.

He watered his garden and fed the koi.

He was a mohel at a bris.

Got married at a graveyard.

He's a good rapper.

He had a seizure afterwards.

[oettinger]

He seems to disappear in my darkest hours,

that are:

- what to cook without drunkenly messing up the kitchen

- how to pee without messing up the kitchen

- how to introduce a dead hooker to my parents as my future wife and if I might drink myseld to death writing their last wish over to her

- When I listened to Bon Jovi`s You give drugs a bad name

- oh and monday mornings, my darkest hours

- When we killed Michael Jackson and he blamed it all on me, I tell you, old Yoda couldn`t handle his stupid habit of being undrunk, it freaked him out
(never trust an old green guy living in the woods talking about the force!) never again

- When I spent all my money for Jaws 8 to his recommendation, only to find out that plastic sharks were replaced by CGI ca 20 years ago

- and so on

otherwise I`m thankful for his company.

[Artful Drunktective]

His wife has a lesbian friend that she goes "hiking" with.

[Patchez]

He cheats at pick up sticks.

[Badfellow]

He's a flying spaghetti noodle.

[oettinger]

He collects Hotwheels, unpackaged

[oettinger]

So glad I don`t drink heavily, otherwise his mom would look even hotter

[RIPT2.0]

All I know about "Dear Booze" is the little fucker gave me shit, right outta the gate, while claiming to know Tejas better than me. For that, I give the fucker 10 demerits.

[Artful Drunktective]

According to Badfellow, Booze's wife told him that he probably got gonorrhea from riding the golf cart in his bathing suit.

[oettinger]

According to Badfellow, he gave up drinking to not endure his stupid voice on drunkskype anymore.
Quote: "The best decision of my rotten life so far!"

[Artful Drunktective]

He likes to play Twister in his tighty whiteys with his booze cruise friends while his wife is away 'hiking".

[mistah willies]

He likes to play Twister in his tighty whiteys with his booze cruise friends while his wife is away 'hiking".

Whoa. That's pretty harsh there.

well,I have so many old once-white "grundies" that some are only a loose, broken elastic waistband. They be invisible.