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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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Indeed heartiest congratulations!!!

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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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Nausea wrote:
Sun Jun 20, 2021 7:53 pm
Got the call a few minutes ago. Wow, fatherhood is a huge step in life.

Let's all wish the best to DB and Mrs. Booze in this new endeavor.

What are you going to name the boy? Any ideas?
Are we talking about a food baby here, because I can see that
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Turns out, it was just gas. Bummer.
DRINK!

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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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Congratulations DB on the birth of your bouncing baby fart!
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Ha! Baby farts!

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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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Jeeze I didn't know you had a third vasectomy reversal.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 8:57 am
Jeeze I didn't know you had a third vasectomy reversal.
No. His last vasectomy was court mandated.
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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The baby was born cross-eyed, stink-fingered, twelve-toed, polo-collared, water brained, half-German and club-footed. The birth weight was 43 lbs.
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Re: Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jun 23, 2021 10:41 am
The baby was born cross-eyed, stink-fingered, twelve-toed, polo-collared, water brained, half-German and club-footed. The birth weight was 43 lbs.
You forgot to mention the lobster boy hands as well as having a full beard at birth.
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My father alway said: keep your enemies close, keep DB close!
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Sage advice from DB

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Okole maluna!

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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

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Dear Booze is a real piece of fuck. But he’s a great guy and I’d still let his wife make me a sandwich.

His great, great, great grandfather Obadiah Booze still holds the California state record for "most injuns killed with a blunt object in a 24 hour period".

His 3rd favorite drink is Admiral Nelson’s Spiced Rum & warm Shasta Cola served over imported Mexican ice cubes.

He’s banging the cleaning lady.

He learned how to golf from Dorf.

The starch in the collar of his polo shirt comes from his own private starch plantation in Rwanda.
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He was logged in at 5:20am Pacific daylight time… go the fuck to sleep!
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Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

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He went to a revolving bar in Las Vegas and it spun him right round, baby right round, like a record player right round, round, round. Needless to say, he had a tough time finding a corner to piss in.
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