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Lush City wrote:
Sun Apr 25, 2021 12:58 am
Even though he looks like a filthy drink molester, he's completely undrunk and unloaded of any accusations.
Not on my count.
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He is an accomplished gardener and practitioner of bonsai. Unfortunately, one of his prized bonsai trees recently accused Dear Booze of several groping incidents and a repeat pattern of sexual harassment in the workplace. Police are also currently investigating the piss stains on the fence in his backyard.
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He yodels in the shower and secretly wishes to be a contestant on American Idol.
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If he wants to put on a song to seduce a woman, he puts on his ol' go to, Reminiscing by his all time favorite, Little River Band. It also reminds him of his roller skating years.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:20 am
If he wants to put on a song to seduce a woman, he puts on his ol' go to, Reminiscing by his all time favorite, Little River Band. It also reminds him of his roller skating years.
This is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. Reminiscing is one of the three songs that must be played at my funeral.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:56 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:20 am
If he wants to put on a song to seduce a woman, he puts on his ol' go to, Reminiscing by his all time favorite, Little River Band. It also reminds him of his roller skating years.
This is 100% true. Nailed it. No joke. Reminiscing is one of the three songs that must be played at my funeral.
You’re an asshole.
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He doesn't give a fuck about my opinion. Furthermore, he doesn't remember asking me a god damned thing.
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Ther`s multiple cancers named after him.

Stage DB i
Stage DB twice
Stage DB 1 part two
Stage BD 21

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Patchez wrote:
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He doesn't give a fuck about my opinion. Furthermore, he doesn't remember asking me a god damned thing.
He also doesn't remember not giving a fuck about people's opinions. Or where he buried his latest hooker.
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^^^ I think that hooker doesn`t give a fuck
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That hooker had it coming. Worst ass-eating I've ever paid for.
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Nausea wrote:
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That hooker had it coming. Worst ass-eating I've ever paid for.
Well, technically they`re still married
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:34 am
He is an accomplished gardener and practitioner of bonsai. Unfortunately, one of his prized bonsai trees recently accused Dear Booze of several groping incidents and a repeat pattern of sexual harassment in the workplace. Police are also currently investigating the piss stains on the fence in his backyard.
Anyone who has had homeless people congregating on their property found out that piss will rot the wood in their fence faster that termites!
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Congratulations, Dear Booze!

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Got the call a few minutes ago. Wow, fatherhood is a huge step in life.

Let's all wish the best to DB and Mrs. Booze in this new endeavor.

What are you going to name the boy? Any ideas?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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