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Randomn known shit about DearBooze
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Buzz is a fuckface. This Dear Booze sounds like a twat. A first class one. His/her (whatever the fucking fuck) name is stupid and twatty sounding. Kinda sounds like someones getting ready to write a letter to a cocktail or something. Really fucking stupid. Fuck.
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Dear Booze is a real scumbag...
He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
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That's something only Hitler or Dear Booze would say.
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Take a shit? Who, exactly, did you take a shit from? The neighbors, perhaps? A dog? Or maybe a stranger at the mall?Jimmy Lester {RIP} wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 5:57 pm
You mean take a shit? If so, just say it.
TAKE A SHIT.
Turd burgler.
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I never shit in a shoe. I did, however, leave beer bottle caps in a few shoes that belonged to a few moms. And I did have a friend who shit down a chimny, shit off a roof, shit off a high dive, and shit on a bbq grill.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 12:22 pmDear Booze is a real scumbag...
He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
Oh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys
Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
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I did that too. It was on a cruise ship. There were people dancing down there too. I got a kick out of it, as I'm sure you did when it happened to you. There's something therapeutic about it.brandonman wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 9:15 pmHere I thought my track record of puking all over neighbors' belows' patio furniture at college parties with balconies for smoking was cool. I'm an absolute dork, in comparison.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 8:58 pmI never shit in a shoe. I did, however, leave beer bottle caps in a few shoes that belonged to a few moms. And I did have a friend who shit down a chimny, shit off a roof, shit off a high dive, and shit on a bbq grill.Badfellow wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 12:22 pmDear Booze is a real scumbag...
He's the kind of guy that would pinch a loaf in your mom's Air Jordans while your parents were out of town and you were having a party. Then later your mom would find a large, malformed turd in her shoe and she'd know you had people over while they were gone.
Oh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys
Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
DRINK!
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Not only therapeutic, but cathartic as well. Hell, if I were a doctor, I'd prescribe it.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 9:48 pmI did that too. It was on a cruise ship. There were people dancing down there too. I got a kick out of it, as I'm sure you did when it happened to you. There's something therapeutic about it.brandonman wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 9:15 pmHere I thought my track record of puking all over neighbors' belows' patio furniture at college parties with balconies for smoking was cool. I'm an absolute dork, in comparison.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 8:58 pmOh yeah, I pissed in an ice machine, came back the next day and puked in the same machine, and finally shit in it. To this day, it's still referred to as the holy trinity. It was in one of the old scoop-your-own-ice-style thingys
Can't do that any more. All the machines in hotels now require you to push a button to retrieve ice.
Puked off the roof once onto parade spectators eight floors below. Think the Shriners in their little go-carts might have caught some too. It was mostly cheap keg beer with a little Taco Bell mixed in. But that's nowhere nearly as inappropriate as the guy who actually pissed off the roof and ended up having to evade the police. Good times.
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Dear Booze sure is living up to the "shit" part of this thread's title.
My momma always told me to keep my bodily secretions to myself.
My momma always told me to keep my bodily secretions to myself.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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He preens.
Often.
Often.
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fuck that swedish leaf blowers. He's a cock wad.
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