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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:39 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:37 am
He took his first girlfriend's virginity to this song Didn't mean to turn you on...
She wasn't my girlfriend.
A lady-boyfriend, perhaps?
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Didja wear that suit? And were roofies involved? And Persian rug? And why is there no bass player?!?! There's like, 3 rhythm guitarists in that virginity song.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:35 pm
Didja wear that suit? And were roofies involved? And Persian rug? And why is there no bass player?!?! There's like, 3 rhythm guitarists in that virginity song.
The bass player is in the middle. She's the one playing the "guitar" with only 4 tuning thingies on the right end of the instrument (her left, your right)
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He had a million boyfriends though
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He likes to spank himself in the shower because "it gets the day started."
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Nausea wrote:
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He likes to spank himself in the shower because "it gets the day started."
I think he is the only person that enjoys listening to him talk
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Evidently he has laughable tiny schnitzels, aka schnitznuggets.
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His nickname in college was Schnitzelnuggets.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:38 pm
His nickname in college was Schnitzelnuggets.
No dude, wasn't it Schnitznuggets? Regardless I heard they were kinda soggy and flaccid.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:41 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:38 pm
His nickname in college was Schnitzelnuggets.
No dude, wasn't it Schnitznuggets? Regardless I heard they were kinda soggy and flaccid.
Pounded flat with a tenderizing mallet, just like every other person. Right?
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:38 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:41 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:38 pm
His only friend in college was Brunhild Schnitzelnuggets.
No dude, wasn't it Schnitznuggets? Regardless I heard they were kinda besties soggy and flaccid.
Pounded flat with a tenderizing mallet, just like every other person. We kiss each other every time we meet
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He shops at Home Depot but only in the free samples (tiles for walls and counter tops, wood flooring strips, paint, carpet squares, etc.) It's how he remodeled his house for free but nothing matches.
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He gets dogfood at wholesale for sereal
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Even though he looks like a child molester, he's completely clean and free of any accusations.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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