Randomn known shit about DearBooze

[mistah willies]

DB wishes that his liver will someday be eaten as Modern Duran pate

Modern Drunkard pate

friggin oett getting me buzzed on theat Skuoe
thinfg

[oettinger]

On the Star Wars board he calls himself "Jabber the Slut"
Whenever you ask him about contacts he replies:
Luke, I am your mother!

[oettinger]

He is the spokesperson for the mentally ill.
His calling number is 1 700 dumbass.

[Artful Drunktective]

Mrs. Booze was shopping for TEVAs and other sandals while Booze was on his cruise.

[Artful Drunktective]

His bestie bears the name of a South Park character and wears South Park T-shirts. He's also Booze's campaign manager.

His wife went "kayaking" this weekend with her "cousin".

His favorite bartender at his local dive is "Shitfingers Shelly". She's very "hands on" when it comes to making his umbrella drinks.

OJ is going to be staying with him for a few weeks after his prison release.***

*** If you have any good drink or food recipes you can share with Booze to make OJ's stay more comfortable, please PM him. ***
*** Please note he already knows the recipes for Mimosas, Screwdrivers, and Tequila Sunrises.

[mistah willies]

^^^

A couple or three years ago, reported back about crafting a Bullsot with blood. It was from moose, but perhaps those two will explore other types of sources.

... Gives "necking the bottle" a whole different slice, so to speak.

[Badfellow]

He spells Kesha with a ¥.

[Patchez]

He spells Kesha with a ¥.

Keshay?

[Artful Drunktective]

He got his gonorrhea from Shitfinger Shelly Lester while she had an affair on Jimmy.

[oettinger]

He got his gonorrhea from Shitfinger Shelly Lester while she had an affair on Jimmy.

Now I`m confused, I`d bet 5 cents on the dollar he told us about getting it dining on the buffet on his mexican cruise vessel.
It was just a stupid coincidence the Lester family also won a trip on the ride by collecting weaties boxes.

[oettinger]

He is so poor, he volunteered on a nuclear testing program called: The longtime effects of sitting next to an H Bomb explosion.
"You got pen and paper ready?" they asked.
"Yes Sir". Easy money here we go, he thought to himself. I outsmarted everyone else again

[Artful Drunktective]

He got his gonorrhea from Shitfinger Shelly Lester while she had an affair on Jimmy.

Now I`m confused, I`d bet 5 cents on the dollar he told us about getting it dining on the buffet on his mexican cruise vessel.
It was just a stupid coincidence the Lester family also won a trip on the ride by collecting weaties boxes.

You are quasi right, thank you for pointing that out. My bad...he got syphilis from Shitfinger Shelly and gonorrhea from the tractor while wearing his Speedo. Sorry for the confustion. I think from the cruise buffet he got E. coli along with explosive diarrhea.

[Badfellow]

His lovely wife offered to make me a drink, but then she was too lazy to bring it the 1,400 miles where I was seated.

[oettinger]

His lovely wife offered to make me a drin

Same here, couldn`t stop her from touching me. I had to pay BearDooze tomake it undrunk

[Artful Drunktective]

He is the lesser known Marx brother Steve, the Anglo Saxon non-Jewish one.