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Hugh wrote:
Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:40 pm
when is your ship coming to San Diego? I will meet you there. Don't give me any shit about how your ship only goes to Oakland. I'n waiting for you here in San Diego. I'm your Brandy. I'm a fine girl
Once upon a time, wait I mean this ain't no shit,
There was a young teen aged girl, she had a huge crush on the boy next door, even though he was 5 years older, this was basically a nice boy, so he wasn't mean to her, he just let her play out her fantasy, assuming one day she would out grow it.

This boy had an older brother, who he idolized, even though the older brother was a bit on the wild side, one day the older brother got busted, a little home town jam as it were, so to avoid jail he enlisted in the army, where they stuck a rifle in his hand, and sent him off to a foreign land, to go and kill the yellow man.

This boy, his name was Bill, decided to follow in his brothers footsteps, and enlist too, the girl was distraught, she cried, and begged the boy" Billy don't be a hero! Keep your head low, and come back to me!"

Bill went to Vietnam, where he died heroically at Khe Sanh, fightin' off all the Viet Cong. they're still there, he's all gone.

The girl was devastated.

This loss radicalized her, she went all in to the counter culture, eventually running away from home to Los Angeles, she was quite beautiful, plus sexy as all hell, she was a hot child in the city running wild and looking pretty.

By the time she was sixteen, she was quit precocious at sex, what she knew could make a pro blush, her hair was Harlow gold, and she had Bette Davis eyes.

By the time she was 20, she was a sugar baby to a rich Brazilian, she didn't want to be hit on, so she sun bathed a a famous gay beach, after all she was young and tall and tan and when she walked by straight men they all went ahhh...

After five years she decided that she should life on her own...

So she moved back to L.A. after a few more years she moved to Long Beach, which is a port on a western bay, where she worked laying Whiskey down for the lonely sailors...

And her name was...
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Wait, what?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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life in a nutshell: 120 plus hours every two week since January.
Fucking knackered
This Overtime is cutting in to my Drinking Time.
I make time to do so... just not near enough.
Currently at work now. Monday of week 2 and at end of the day already 73 hours down. and four more 12 hour days to get the hell out of the pay period.
Shit is projected to go until September.

Shots in the AM just to help me sleep
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...The fucking job is unraveling.
This is bad. I've made more money in the last year than I have in any two other years I've been working. I was kind of hoping to keep these suckers on the line for a decade or so, so I could retire. It's looking like that's not going to happen.

On the other hand, I've not had two actual weekends in a row in a year. I could stand to blow off steam. And with all that money in the bank, I could blow off an awful lot...
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Sorry to hear old buddy, old pal, but since you're flush with cash you should buy us all top shelf consolation drinks.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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^ ^ ^ Nice to hear from ya Bubblez. It's been awhile both here and on Skype!
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Yes, sorry for your misfortune, hopefully you're back making drinking money soon

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One door closes and ten doors open. Or one of the ten might locked and you just have to kick it in. Try to think of your circumstances as an opportunity to refine your retirement skills and get your drinking muscles in tip top shape. And above all, be a brave space monkey, for this new and limitless frontier is yours.
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Got up at 0200, got underway at 0500, pilot away at 0530, took departure at 0630, back to chasing the sun.

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Heads up fill the cup. Think about tomorrow another day
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It sucks that the money train is stopping. Luckily you can hop right on the drinking train.
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Being out of work sucks dog dick. So does going to work. Blowing off steam is key.

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Got hustled by some flower-cutting chicks at the local boutique florist while picking up a bouquet for my mother.

Dropped nearly three figures. I expect them to last a month.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 3:29 pm


And her name was...
Melani Griffith


My day was a blurr until now. Ready for even more booze

And I shat three times
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oettinger wrote:
Sat May 08, 2021 12:53 pm
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 3:29 pm


And her name was...
Melani Griffith


My day was a blurr until now. Ready for even more booze

And I shat three times
Not quite, but it's good you're trying

I like blurry days

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