Our dumbass neighbour moved to Portugal not too long ago.
Yesterday we were drinking in our front porch and he stopped by asking me for help.
He sold some shit he didn`t need in his new home on ebay. Problem was he had to go somewhere else and some buyers were late to pick up some weird kitchen item. I agreed to wait for them to pick up that thing and collect the money.
He said he`ll show up another day and get the cash.
Well that other day was this freaking morning when I was still passed out. On a fucking sunday morning he rings our doorbell!!! Seriously dude?! WTF we are drunks and need rest.
Our dog freaks everytime he hears the doorbell ring so that was some rude awakening.
Once I`m awake I usually can`t fall asleep again. I made the best out of it by having some five or six white russians with some added coffee.
Great, now I`ll be fucked up by dinner time. Ok that`s fine with me actually.
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Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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Yesterday was a stellar day for me. I went to an old paintball buddies house with a few of our old team mates and played D n D for the first time in about 10 years. We had 4 experienced players and 3 newbies. Even though it was my first time playing 5th edition it was an absolute blast. Nerd boner was on full display.
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I prefer the T plus three double burner action. On body control mode. Without the extra ZPatchez wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:01 amYesterday was a stellar day for me. I went to an old paintball buddies house with a few of our old team mates and played D n D for the first time in about 10 years. We had 4 experienced players and 3 newbies. Even though it was my first time playing 5th edition it was an absolute blast. Nerd boner was on full display.
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Got a real tight schedule planned out today. No time to dawdle:
0800-noonish- bong training with coffee break.
1230- snacks.
1300- pet the cat.
1320- get stoned and go to Walmart.
1400ish- Mexican food; wait for margarita happy hour to start.
1500- margarita happy hour.
1700- bong training.
1800- eat Mexican leftovers; pet the cat; mix a drink
???
0800-noonish- bong training with coffee break.
1230- snacks.
1300- pet the cat.
1320- get stoned and go to Walmart.
1400ish- Mexican food; wait for margarita happy hour to start.
1500- margarita happy hour.
1700- bong training.
1800- eat Mexican leftovers; pet the cat; mix a drink
???
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^^^you've really gotta work in some time for yourself. Going at that pace will kill you.
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It all balances out. Worked 12+ hours yesterday. Put in a few hours this morning feeling like mincemeat, but that job is done which leaves the afternoon reserved for a bacon cheeseburger and pints. They have Hamm’s and Goose Island Oktoberfest on tap. And WT 101 for dessert.
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A stupid tenant called, water is dripping from the ceiling!!! A pipe broke! Panik panik call the landlord!!!
False alarm you dumbasses. It`s just nasty mildew from not airing out the washing room correctly.
Next time send me a pic first. Freaking precious drinking time lost for something that wasn`t my responsibility
False alarm you dumbasses. It`s just nasty mildew from not airing out the washing room correctly.
Next time send me a pic first. Freaking precious drinking time lost for something that wasn`t my responsibility
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Two cats and a dog want petting in different parts of the house at the same time. No wonder having children must suck
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Tenants calling. No sleep. Can`t care less. Just leave me alone.
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Oett doesn't run. He falls with (dis)grace.
Invisible cannonballs.
Invisible cannonballs.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Okole maluna!
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I also went to war with my printer.
A battle no drunk person can ever win.
Round two will be on monday printer! Just wait and relax. Ebay is lurking
A battle no drunk person can ever win.
Round two will be on monday printer! Just wait and relax. Ebay is lurking
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Sad how often we lose fights with inanimate objects. I'm 0 for 3 with our new dishwasher installation. When i flip the breaker back on and turn on the water we'll see if its 1 for 3.
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This will be for the last few years inclusive.
Work.
Holding the hands of the incompetent
Putting the helmet back on stupid and letting them wander off to cause more mayhem.
But if it were not for stupid I would not have a job.
The joys of IT work.
Pays the bills and pays for booze.
For a few years there was more OT than I care to have. My free time is important to my drinking habits.
Work.
Holding the hands of the incompetent
Putting the helmet back on stupid and letting them wander off to cause more mayhem.
But if it were not for stupid I would not have a job.
The joys of IT work.
Pays the bills and pays for booze.
For a few years there was more OT than I care to have. My free time is important to my drinking habits.
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
—Sarah Szabo
I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
—Sarah Szabo
I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me