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So I'm drunk and it seems that I can't access chat or skype. Figures.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:12 pm
In a nutshell, earlier today
You spilled some redwine on yourself while mixing cocktails?
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RIPT2.0 wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:22 pm
So I'm drunk and it seems that I can't access chat or skype. Figures.
You got it
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:28 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:12 pm
In a nutshell, earlier today
You spilled some redwine on yourself while mixing cocktails?
I had tried adding berries to my oatmeal that morning. It did not go as planned.

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Nov 14, 2020 9:16 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 14, 2020 8:28 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 4:12 pm
In a nutshell, earlier today
You spilled some redwine on yourself while mixing cocktails?
I had tried adding berries to my oatmeal that morning. It did not go as planned.
Dumbass, living healthy never works
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I myself drank a lot and peed a lot. That`s my awesome day so far
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:26 am
managed to sleep through my hangover again, got up and had some cold brew coffee with the free reese cup creamers from speedway. ate a bagel. did dishes. Fapped. Wondered if spermatazoa were like big like big and you only shot out a few of em but they were llke minnow sized and you had to stmp on em or put them n a fishbowl.
Had fried chicken and onion rings for dinner, Bourbon will fill the night
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Looking back last month on the week when old$mart$kunk visited me n' oett and we all discovered who was The Vomiter, The Pisser, & The Shat-ter (the one who shat themself). We covered all grounds. Thankfully o$$'s undrunkard lady-friend was shopping so she was not privy to most of it.

Needless to say there was some underwear abuse - one discarded in the garbage and the other pair was cast aside into the rain.
Twas a riveting week full of drunkard revelations. I definitely foresee a repeat.
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after a work enforced dry Friday and Saturday morning I AM FUCKING ENJOYING THIS GIN.

WORK CAN GET FUCKED.
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Had the best bratwurst for dinner. They were sauteed with onions soon to be caramelized drenched in a can of Mexican lager and baked topped with sauerkraut and sweet/hot craft mustard. It took longer to cook than it did to eat. I snarfed it up!
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Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 am
Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite
Yeah, had the same awakening about 10yrs ago. I found myself slipping into back pain whenever I had to suppress my reaction to some other douche bag for one reason or another. Once I stopped being 'Mr. Nice Guy', my back pains stopped bothering me. Go figure.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 am
Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite

Which bitch barked at you? Because the canine didn’t know any better.
like tears in rain

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Savage wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:12 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:58 am
Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction.
Our dog barked
She swung her leash at my dog
Both dogs freaked out
She barked at me
I should`ve barked and killed her

Instead I was drunk and polite.

Never again.

Being polite

Which bitch barked at you? Because the canine didn’t know any better.
The downside of living in a beautiful spot on the edge of the woods is a lot of assholes come down here to walk their four legged shit-machines right in front of our house.
Hence why I always want either a minigun / chainsaw / flamethrower for christmas. I`ll set up the claymores and bootytraps myself
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