Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

[oettinger]

I`m stumbling already. We have to go to my nephew`s bday later. Drunkle Oett has to buckle up!

[scream ale]

Drunkle Oett has to buckle up!

It's always a bumpy ride when Rambo pulls the family sled.

[oettinger]

Drunkle Oett has to buckle up!

It's always a bumpy ride when Rambo pulls the family sled.

That fat Yack-butt can barely carry his own weight.

Yeah we are bad zoo keepers

[Badfellow]

Drunkle Oett has to buckle up!

It's always a bumpy ride when Rambo pulls the family sled.

That fat Yack-butt can barely carry his own weight.

Yeah we are bad zoo keepers

My favorite attraction at the Wupperdorf Zoo is the vodka drinking monkey. Someone also taught him how to smoke and use a Zippo.

[Artful Drunktective]

It's always a bumpy ride when Rambo pulls the family sled.

That fat Yack-butt can barely carry his own weight.

Yeah we are bad zoo keepers

My favorite attraction at the Wupperdorf Zoo is the vodka drinking monkey. Someone also taught him how to smoke and use a Zippo.

He also has a voluptuous fat apple yak butt.

[Artful Drunktective]

I`m stumbling already. We have to go to my nephew`s bday later. Drunkle Oett has to buckle up!

So we did visit our nephew to celebrate his b-day (his big ol' 9th b-day- we gave him 15 bucks, he's saving up for an aquarium) and to also celebrate Christmas since oett's brother's family evidently had Covid, bird flu, mad cow disease, malaria, and possibly tuberculosis because we weren't allowed to share any holidays with them for the 3rd year in a row. I dunno, maybe it's our vax status or miscellaneous STD's we carry but we're totally unworthy of their company. Man, we had to shower, oett had to change undies, and we made ourselves presentable for "Christmas" dinner after drinking half the day. We nailed it! And I pretended to know German!

The worst parts to come...our undrunk sister-in-law said oett smelled like schnapps. P'chaah! We don't even DRINK schnapps you Saigon whore! As if. Get with the program! Everyone knows we drink vodka. And we even Listerine'd before we left but evidently we still reeked of booze. I tried to not breathe, speak, or make out with anyone so I was all good at least.

Subsequently, oett's undrunk brother brought out this tantalizing casserole for dinner. It looked like a magnificent Shepherd's pie with potatoes on top. NOPE. It was a fking fish casserole. FISH!!!! And it was watery to boot. Who does that?! Was he purposely trying to punish us? And I was aghast that people actually went for seconds. Had our Pomeranian been present, I would have been scraping my plate underneath the dinner table to him. I'm not exaggerating- it was bloody awful. And his own wife didn't even touch it with a ten-foot pole. I was half tempted to eat the potato and apples off of our toddler niece's platter on her high chair.

Apparently here in Scandinavian countries that serves fish in casseroles do not have laws like we do in 'murrica against cruel and unusual punishment. If me n' oett ever get to host Christmas dinner, I'm breaking out the StarKist tuna noodle casserole with potato chips on top. Retaliation via 'murrican cuisine in it's finest. You're welcome, Deutschland. Follow me #AD BettyCrocked (thanks Patchy) on Twitter for more healthy, vintage, and disgusting recipes. You can follow oett's brother there as well for more fish casserole ideas. I think he even has TikTok videos on how to royally fck up a Christmas dinner.

[Artful Drunktective]

Also, oett's 80 year old father just flew to Sri Lanka today. For 3 weeks!!! Why at that age? Are there disgusting brothels there? Hopefully there's no fish pies and casseroles at least. Just a bunch a dirty whores.

[Nausea]

I'd prefer an opium den to a brothel. Do they have those?

[Artful Drunktective]

I'd prefer an opium den to a brothel. Do they have those?

Hopefully. I always wanted to go to an opium den. For real. And a disgusting Sri Lankan brothel.

[Badfellow]

Also, oett's 80 year old father just flew to Sri Lanka today.

He’s gonna come back home with a bad case of curry butt. And maybe some other souvenirs.

[Patchez]

Also, oett's 80 year old father just flew to Sri Lanka today.

He’s gonna come back home with a bad case of curry butt. And maybe some other souvenirs.

Sri Lankan Crotch Crickets.

[benitobeast69]

i was well excited for getting a dog mainly to walk him from pub to pub all day on saturday....unfortunately while our furry friend is a grade A good boy with people...he's a fucking nightmare with other dogs.

settling for a walk through the fields and woodlands nearby and taking a backpack of beers.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Rambo is too. We can't take him anywhere. Fargin' arschloch. But the woodland hike with beers sounds even better actually.

[Artful Drunktective]

Oett n' I had a Pizza and Pajamas Day on MLK Day, doing nothing but layin' around eatin' pizza wearing sweatpants. Oh, and drinking while doing it of course. We took upon the holiday even though it isn't celebrated here in hopes that some of you drunkards would make a Skype appearance. I remember Dear Booze was there but that's all I recollect for now.

We ordered three medium pizzas from Domino's:
Chicken Teriyaki - chicken with broccoli and green onions with teri drizzled over the top (that was mine cuz oett hates it)
The "Boston" - with prosciutto, broccoli, and Hollandaise (that was oett's choice. why it's called "Boston" us 'murricans will never know)
The Sucuk - with spicy sucuk (spicy middle eastern sausage sliced like pepperoni) with red onions, fresh tomato slices, and Hollandaise sauce of course. (we shared it, it was remarkable)
All with stuffed crust of course.

Then we had dirty vodka martini's later that afternoon.

Twas a nice, fun, fat n' lazy day. Shit we love = Pizza and Pajama Day!

[Hugh]

I like pizza, too, but I just can't bring myself to try anything other that pepperoni and cheese, or sausage and onion. Those pizzas you listed there sound downright frightening. Like they're not even pizzas. Do you like pineapple on your pizza? I used to hate the idea of it, then I had it once. It wasn't bad.