Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
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- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
He just doesn’t have a lick of common sense is what it is. He actually believes he can impose his will on the dog. He thinks he can do that. He can’t do that. The dog is a country hound dog about six months old and likes to lay around in the shade. Gets drunk in the afternoon.
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- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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I don’t know why my drawers are in an uproar. Red is not my dog. He was not free to my good home. It’s cause I miss having a dog is what it is. I get all teary eyed and I hate that. But I’m telling you, because I’ve seen it before, don’t push that obedience thing too far, it will come back (proverbial saying) to bite you.
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- Ten Feet Tall and Bulletproof
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Well I’ve got a more pressing problem. I’ve got a bad tooth. Now the good news is that the tooth is loose. I can wiggle it with my tongue. I found the little jar that contained mushrooms but now it contains three bad teeth that have fallen out. So the plan is to make this other tooth join in the teeth of the mushroom jar. Now I’m not messing around, this is got to fucking happen. This tooth, by hook or by crook, is coming out. I will wriggle it for hours on end in between Budweiser and Burnett’s until it does. No food will be allowed until the tooth is out. No nutrition allowed to the gums. I’ll get it out, I’ve done it three times before.
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Now I’m fucked up, but I feel okay. Can’t see. Can’t even see across the street. Not that there’s anything to see across the street. There’s a musician girl that plays the saxophone across the street and she has a dog too. One of those little dogs. She doesn’t drink or smoke weed either which is very strange for a musician .
Ps // still working the tooth. it’s a bit looser.
Ps // still working the tooth. it’s a bit looser.
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EMPLOYEE USE ONLY
EQUIPMENT IS HOT! DO NOT OPEN.
There is nothing in here but 3rd degree burns you dumb, slobbering jackass.
Now, I’m not naming names, or Thirsty Drunk. But you know they put that sign up for a reason. And that reason is because people like Thirsty Drunk (or possibly Oettinger on vacation) go digging around in that grease trap for free crumbs and other lost treasures. Or they might open it up thinking that’s where the extra taco & cheese taquitos are stashed. Yeah, it’s the magic taquito hole.
EQUIPMENT IS HOT! DO NOT OPEN.
There is nothing in here but 3rd degree burns you dumb, slobbering jackass.
Now, I’m not naming names, or Thirsty Drunk. But you know they put that sign up for a reason. And that reason is because people like Thirsty Drunk (or possibly Oettinger on vacation) go digging around in that grease trap for free crumbs and other lost treasures. Or they might open it up thinking that’s where the extra taco & cheese taquitos are stashed. Yeah, it’s the magic taquito hole.
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Has anyone ever tried stuffing a big bite inside of a taquito?
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That Big Bite has been rolling in its own grease since 7:30 this morning. And eating more than one taquito guarantees you two things:
1) You’re definitely going toilet surfing later. And 2) You’re gonna get pitted. So pitted.
1) You’re definitely going toilet surfing later. And 2) You’re gonna get pitted. So pitted.
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Those Dot’s pretzels are amazeballs.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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I would....if there were actual taquitos laying there. They offer many on the menu but it appears there was a taquito pillage at some point of the day because I only see one kind. Clearly she's not at Sheetz. I don't see any rollies. Lame. And where's the peño poppers for $3.29?! They're "new" !!! Disgraceful. What kind of 3rd world country is this?scream ale wrote: ↑Mon Jun 05, 2023 5:10 pmHas anyone ever tried stuffing a big bite inside of a taquito?
Okole maluna!
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It may be possible that I eat too many bacon cheeseburgers. That’s why tonight I’m taking responsibility for my health and drinking my dinner instead.
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Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Dragging trough a final day at work for this week. Tomorrow Philly bound for a Dead and Co. show and some much needed time off for bad behavior.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Started work at 6am today which is way too early for me. But on the bright side, I was done by noon and having a beer with lunch.
The plan is to water the garden, take a nap for an hour, then go get happy hour started proper at 3pm. Puffing a fatty J out on the patio out in the country with a bacon cheeseburger and a half liter of Long Island Iced Tea. Fuck, I might even read a book.
The plan is to water the garden, take a nap for an hour, then go get happy hour started proper at 3pm. Puffing a fatty J out on the patio out in the country with a bacon cheeseburger and a half liter of Long Island Iced Tea. Fuck, I might even read a book.
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And you didn't come and pick me up in the ol' Lexus pick-up truck to join?!
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Yeah, the bridge to Wupperdorf is still closed. I would have had to take the long way around Yakutsk through the bad part of Berlin.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Jun 19, 2023 1:31 amAnd you didn't come and pick me up in the ol' Lexus pick-up truck to join?!
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