Happy Birthday Artful Drunktective

[Artful Drunktective]

Happy Birthday dear lady, you're the only woman i broke a couch with.

Yes. That was fun. And thanks to that incident, we had to throw the couch away.

[Artful Drunktective]

Thanks for the shout-outs, drunkards! It was an eventful weekend. Lots o' booze and BBQ. Great Skype company. Awesome weather. oettinger passed out in the cellar. Twas perfect.

[Badfellow]

Word on the mean streets of Wupperdörf has it that Artful Drunktective is yet another year older and wiser today. She shares this very special geburtstag date with none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger of Terminator, Predator and gubernatorial fame. Her geburtstag, however, is far more significant to us personally and as such is celebrated as a national Drunkard holiday.

May she indulge in fine Mexican food (a rarity in German terms) and margaritas without heartburn or any other ill repercussions. And may Herr "G-Money" Oettinger pick up the tab. Prost, mein freund.

[Badfellow]

Couldn’t find the old thread so I started a new one. Yeah, I use my powers as a mod with godlike impunity.

[Stendhal]

Happy birthday, AD!

[scream ale]

Happy birthday. Enjoy the German Tex-Mex!

[Nausea]

Happy birthday.

Snip Oett's hair off for me in celebration.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Happy bidet
Cheers

[Artful Drunktective]

Couldn’t find the old thread so I started a new one. Yeah, I use my powers as a mod with godlike impunity.

I found the old one and merged it as I take advantage of my mod powers because I take this job very seriously.

[Artful Drunktective]

Word on the mean streets of Wupperdörf has it that Artful Drunktective is yet another year older and wiser today. She shares this very special geburtstag date with none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger of Terminator, Predator and gubernatorial fame. Her geburtstag, however, is far more significant to us personally and as such is celebrated as a national Drunkard holiday.

May she indulge in fine Mexican food (a rarity in German terms) and margaritas without heartburn or any other ill repercussions. And may Herr "G-Money" Oettinger pick up the tab. Prost, mein freund.

Danke BF!

***Yes it is true, I share the same b-day as the T-800. But did y'all know that oettinger shares the same birthday as Robert Patrick, the actor that plays the T-1000? Bunch of Terminators up in this piece! Roaming the streets of Düsseldelphia.

[Artful Drunktective]

Thanks Drunkards for the b-day wishes!

We had mojitos and the Ger-Mex we had for lunch was legit awesome Mex food too, with Spanish speaking people and everything. I got steak n' chorizo tacos. Muy bueno!

It would have made my day to see the Germans attempt pronouncing words like "quesadilla" but they ordered by number instead. Pronouncing Mexican food items is my time to shine. Oh, and oett's dad ate his quesadilla with a knife and fork. Those wacky Germans! In his defense it came with mango salsa on it which would have been a mess. But still, how adorable is that?

There was a Spanish speaking family sitting nearby. When we got up to leave, we were walking away and I hear the man shout "Senorita!!" so I turned around (don't ask me why, I never thought of myself as a "senorita" before) and he said in Spanish that oett's dad had left behind his jacket so I went back and grabbed it. I wondered if the Germans would have kept walking if I hadn't been there haha.

Then we came home, got drunk, and enjoyed the nice weather which I could never do in 'murrica because it is always balls ass hot on my birthday there, unlike here where it was a perfect 71 degrees.

Then we ordered Chinese delivery and I passed out. It was a perfect day, minus being another year older. Cheers to another year!

[DrunkinEurope]

Happy belated birthday, AD! Glad to hear you had a fun day!

[Patchez]

Happy Belated Sunshine.

[oettinger]

Happy drunk day wife

[Dear Booze]

Happy Birthday, AD! Goin' commando in your honor today.