Powdered alcohol?

[Badfellow]

Yes, apparently it exists. A company known as Palcohol has developed a process of impregnating alcohol within micro encapsulated beads. Just add water. It comes in several flavors including rum, vodka and instant margarita. I shit you not.

But the real question is: how long before people figure out you can also snort this stuff?

Update: according to the official Palcohol website, the company will not be manufacturing the product directly. Rather, the shady bastards are auctioning off the "secret process" for producing powdered alcohol as well as the company and equipment. WTF?

[RIPT2.0]

This is not new. I heard about this years ago but the anti's basically shut these guys down and immediately banned their products pretty much everywhere because they feared it would induce under aged drinking, etc.

[Dear Booze]

Now, wouldn't it be cool if the packaging looked like a Pixie Stick?

[Badfellow]

Now, wouldn't it be cool if the packaging looked like a Pixie Stick?

Yes, that would be hell cool. All those stupid, germy little kids might as well be drunk.

[mistah willies]

DRYs thought they won. They figured out a way to dessicate lovely Miss Ethyl. They thought that water was the enemy of MDMers.

They didn't understand that water is our friend here.

It's a drop or two needed to break the surface tension of aged whiskey and allow the aromatics to escape. It's essential for simple syrup. It's what ice cubes/blocks/freezer crust for drinks are made from.

I'll get some of that dry alcohol and reconstitute it with MOAR Alkyhowl yes I will.

[oettinger]

Comes in handy when my wasted body can`t hold any fluids monday mornings

[Pat Magroin]

I just found out you can get dehydrated alcohol! Imagine the possibilities.

Marketing idea,..Alcohol Kool Aide for when you have an unruly toddlers birthday party. Not for the kids for the adults....it'll be undetectable and the kids will think your drinking the same as they are.

Compress it into tablets. Tell everyone you have a headache and need to take aspirin through the day.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_powder

[Badfellow]

Yes, it exists. This has all been predetermined.

Eatable booze would be a great thing


Drunken munchies? Lets eat some booze

I think they had something close to that. If I recall, it was a powder that would become an alcoholic drink when you mixed it with water. But the powers that be got all upset that it would be too easy for kids to use, so they banned it.

Yup, you recall correctly. Someone basically came up with a way to micro encapulate booze inside a shell that dissolves in water.
Here's the wiki entry for powdered alcohol if anyone would like to know more.



Wouldn't it be ironic if, say sometime in the not too distant future, powdered alcohol were a cheap and common commodity compared to the potable water required to consume it?

This leads the massive overpopulation of degens and povs toward more invasive means of imbibing liquor, including both snorting as well as transdermal injection of black market booze powder.

Well, there's your answer.

Have a bite of the brownie. Nibble on that psylosystem. And by all means, have a good time.

[Pat Magroin]

Well I figured one of you with a coupla brains cells still clickin' would have found this by now. I'm a bit slow sometimes.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Have a bite of the brownie. Nibble on that psylosystem. And by all means, have a good time.

Remember that night we split an 8 ball of Bourbon?

[Badfellow]

Well I figured one of you with a coupla brains cells still clickin' would have found this by now. I'm a bit slow sometimes.

My few remaining brain cells make more of a squishy, imploding sound rather than a click. Or, more accurately, the sound effects of cowboys and indians fighting over the last beer at the Battle of Little Big Braindead.

At any rate, we are here to drink, help and to help you drink.

Have a bite of the brownie. Nibble on that psylosystem. And by all means, have a good time.

Remember that night we split an 8 ball of Bourbon?

No, but your mom and I will always have the cherished memories of our sex tape.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Such talk of my dear old mother. You are truly a bad fellow.

[Badfellow]

Oh, and it's Betamax.

[Pat Magroin]

Oh, and it's Betamax.

You live the high life, with all the latest gadgets.

[oettinger]

When the liver is full, you still got two nostrils