And not just booze but discounts on othe rshitlikr froceries, you know drunk munchies, like 2 for 1 pizza rolls because they know you will pass out and burn one bag. Or maybe thats just me
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Your drunkard card
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Your drunkard card
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Your drunkard card
15% off on a 12 pack of yacos from Yaaaco Bell with your valid DrunCard.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Your drunkard card
And if you get lost and puke your pants and crawl through briar and bramble DrunCard gets you a new suit
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Your drunkard card
What will you do?
What WILL you do?
Cheers with DruCard*PREMIUM
free medical attyention , up to 2 L plasma per claim(Upgrade to Gold for unlimited blood and embrionic cells)
free suit upon suit loss/damage, suit replaced no questions asked (existing suit disposed of at extra cost)
What WILL you do?
Cheers with DruCard*PREMIUM
free medical attyention , up to 2 L plasma per claim(Upgrade to Gold for unlimited blood and embrionic cells)
free suit upon suit loss/damage, suit replaced no questions asked (existing suit disposed of at extra cost)
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Your drunkard card
DrunCard Gold gets you:
*you win a specific bar argument and opponent achieves nasal blood loss. (Limit twice in one billing period)
*Automatic Uber VIP status (abusive language upgrade available at erxtra charge)
*you win a specific bar argument and opponent achieves nasal blood loss. (Limit twice in one billing period)
*Automatic Uber VIP status (abusive language upgrade available at erxtra charge)
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Your drunkard card
* Free emergency flask refill (standard whiskey at going market price, limit twice per billing period)
*One button drag out service (dragged to nearest taxi/public transport, vomit charge extra)
*One button drag out service (dragged to nearest taxi/public transport, vomit charge extra)
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Re: Your drunkard card
Drunkcard gets you divorced in no time
Missle airstrike on the significant other not included
Missle airstrike on the significant other not included
Drink!
- Artful Drunktective
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Re: Your drunkard card
I wanna DrunCard. Platinum status please. I qualify. You don't have to do a druncredit check. And I want some Andy Capp Hot Fries with my membership.
Okole maluna!
Re: Your drunkard card
Each Platinum DrunCard now features a preposterous holographic image of FKR (slirreeed b hys nayme) sitting upon a throne of empty Brutal Hammer glasses -- for theft-prevention purposes.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
- Badfellow
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Re: Your drunkard card
I received +10,000 DrunCard just for drinking half a liter of Evan Williams and worshipping Satan! Thank you, DrunCard, and praise hail the Dark One!
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Re: Your drunkard card
If the DrunCard comes with credit, Sweet Lou will just run it up at the strip club.
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Re: Your drunkard card
This is genius.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:08 amwe can see that you have drank over 3.75 L of bourbon this month so tonight you drink liquor half price, beers are free."
- Badfellow
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Re: Your drunkard card
That was then. This is now with DrunCard+
Get 175%+ wasted and put it on DrunCredit! WAYYYYYSTED!!!
We got blueberry drinx, rhubarb drinx, mezcal drinx. We finance wild bong hits and cheeseburgers too. It’s all a matter of whether or not it matters. Please apply today with #Loan Officer Thurston Drunkardton ÌII
Get 175%+ wasted and put it on DrunCredit! WAYYYYYSTED!!!
We got blueberry drinx, rhubarb drinx, mezcal drinx. We finance wild bong hits and cheeseburgers too. It’s all a matter of whether or not it matters. Please apply today with #Loan Officer Thurston Drunkardton ÌII
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ