WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

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Lush City wrote:
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PCV? Polychlorinated vinyl?
PCV is an abbreviation for Peace Corps Volunteer. You know, Kennedy’s kids sent to the third world to educate and indoctrinate those third world, back-assward people with good, honest, western values.


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Badfellow wrote:
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PVC (polyvinyl chloride) is the composition of the plastic pipe that carries your toxic, runny stools to the magic turd factory.
Don't forget Oett's PVC gimp mask.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:54 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sun Mar 28, 2021 10:40 pm
PCV? Polychlorinated vinyl?
PCV is an abbreviation for Peace Corps Volunteer. You know, Kennedy’s kids sent to the third world to educate and indoctrinate those third world, back-assward people with good, honest, western values.


PVC (polyvinyl chloride) is the composition of the plastic pipe that carries your toxic, runny stools to the magic turd factory.
Wow! That's right. I forgot. I used to be one in the mid '70's sent to S. Africa, when I used to be a leftist liberal. That was 'high' adventure to last a life time.
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I would so much rather get fat. I did, for a while, though not even in the same zipcode as one hundred pounds. Whereas herpes sounds creepy and scary. Losing weight is a matter of not eating and drinking so much. Herpes is a painful forever disease that turns off potential bed partners.
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I would so much rather get fat. I did, for a while, though not even in the same zipcode as one hundred pounds. Whereas herpes sounds creepy and scary. Losing weight is a matter of not eating and drinking so much. Herpes is a painful forever disease that turns off potential bed partners.
In primary school I had this whitetrash classmate that got herpes. She turned out to be a dumb cumdumbster later in life I was told. Yuck
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Would you rather eat barbed wire or have sex with a globalist Illuminati? They can be very creepy.
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Okay, I guess I meant 200lbs. Damn, typing is hard.
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I'd have to go for hot dog & jelly, cheese in hot cocoa, and the oysters & kiwi. Ewww.

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Live in a place where you could only have beer, or in a place where you could only have Whiskey?

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Yuck, I`ll try to make it worse:
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What kind of retard would put pickles on a peanut butter cup?

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I`m so down on a pickled peanut butter cup?
I bet your fridge smells
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oettinger wrote:
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scream ale wrote:
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I`m so down on a pickled peanut butter cup?
I bet your fridge smells
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
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Live in a place where you could only have beer, or in a place where you could only have Whiskey?
Live in a place where I could only have beer only because I don't drink whiskey.
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Would you rather touch oettinger's taint or listen to modern talking for 24h straight ?

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