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Family. Only because I don't want to go to California

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Hmm Humboldt county, where`s that exactly located at?
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Hmm Humboldt county, where`s that exactly located at?
It's close to the Oregon border on the coast. The county seat is Eureka. Beautiful with heavily forested mountains coming down to the coast. Bigfoot country!
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Lush City wrote:
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Hmm Humboldt county, where`s that exactly located at?
It's close to the Oregon border on the coast. The county seat is Eureka. Beautiful with heavily forested mountains coming down to the coast. Bigfoot country!
I`m dumb. Humboldt was a german right?
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Would you rather go to a family get together with people you don't like only because of your significant other or take your chances having a drink with Bigfoot in some dive bar in Humboldt county?
Humboldt county all the way. I like that type of scenery, weather, and I'm super down with their relaxed views on marijuana. Not to mention family events with my significant other consists of people I don't know speaking German around me so I never know wtf is going on.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:48 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Feb 28, 2021 8:54 am
Hmm Humboldt county, where`s that exactly located at?
It's close to the Oregon border on the coast. The county seat is Eureka. Beautiful with heavily forested mountains coming down to the coast. Bigfoot country!
MMMmmmm Humboldt County Green.
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Ok, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title

Would you rather...

Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,

Drink the Jim Beam you smuggled into Kuwait in a shampoo bottle

Get drunk, climb up the side of a Malaysian cliff, to the village known for its whores, only to have them start throwing rocks at you, so you then steal three cases of Royal Stout and out run the guards down the side of the cliff

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(I've done all three)

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Gimme that shampoo drink all day
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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:07 pm
Ok, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title

Would you rather...

Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,

...
????
I did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:49 am
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:07 pm
Ok, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title

Would you rather...

Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,

...
????
I did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.
Yeah pretty much the same here, how'd you happen to be in Mombassa?

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:23 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:49 am
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Mar 10, 2021 6:07 pm
Ok, I've been to Humbolt, drank the booze and moved on, now back to this thread's title

Would you rather...

Get Drunk on Tusker Lager and screw a hooker, bareback in Mombassa Kenya,

...
????
I did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.
Yeah pretty much the same here, how'd you happen to be in Mombassa?
Well, back when I was a liberal in the early '70's I joined the US Peace Corp assigned to Swaziland in the RSA. Going home I stopped for 6wks in Kenya. Went up the coast to the island of Lamu and came down with malaria on the way back. Quite an adventure.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Mar 21, 2021 11:28 pm
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Sun Mar 14, 2021 4:23 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:49 am


I did this as a young verile male in the mid 70's. Bareback meaning no rubber. I'm luck my dick didn't fall off.
Yeah pretty much the same here, how'd you happen to be in Mombassa?
Well, back when I was a liberal in the early '70's I joined the US Peace Corp assigned to Swaziland in the RSA. Going home I stopped for 6wks in Kenya. Went up the coast to the island of Lamu and came down with malaria on the way back. Quite an adventure.
Truth be told, I have the upmost respect for the Peace Corps, they have a serious lack of cadence songs, but beyond that they're OK.

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Y'all had me at "bareback in Mombassa". It's kind of like saying "bronco fucking in Tashkent" or "dirty Sanchezing in Outer Mongolia". Why else would a perfectly verile American male elect to be a PCV?
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PCV? Polychlorinated vinyl?
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Could mean Pretty Cool Varment.
Or Plane Car VCR.
Or even Party Crap Violence.

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