Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Some of us will say "Happy Birthday". It is short, it is sweet and it explains exactly what it is.

Oettinger on the otherhand deserves "Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag!"

Not short, not particularly sweet, but Oettinger is four drinks away from invading Poland again so...
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Dearest Oett,

Just think, getting a bunch of drunks to send birthday messages to you, via the intertrons, is undoubtedly your biggest achievement this year.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Cheers and happy birthday!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Oett always discounted these sorts of things, ya know, crediting someone with still being alive yet another year, on a message board.

Which means that we must all now sing Edelweiss loudly.

https://youtu.be/zuQkZD3F2EQ

It's proper. *hicchup*

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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There are few things i really value in this world, but meeting oettinger is definitely one of those. He is one of those people that brings drunk joy to my life. Thank you for being such an awesome person and even blessing me with a sight of helicopter dick. Happy birthday and let's get wasted on our next skype session!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Helicopter dick? I don't think I want to see that.

Have a good one GEOflex!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Sammy wrote:
Thu Nov 05, 2020 3:31 pm
Helicopter dick? I don't think I want to see that.
One must learn to enjoy all the pleasures this life can give .

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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He got birthday frosting all over his favorite Slayer hoodie. You can interpret the word "frosting" at your own peril.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Thanks everyone.



Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
Drink!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:52 pm
Thanks everyone.



Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
Our love for you can not and will not be denied .

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:52 pm
Thanks everyone.



Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
That only means we have an entire year to make it worth our while...
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:52 pm


Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
You'll never remember.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 2:52 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:52 pm


Next year on November the 4th I`ll close this thread.
You'll never remember.
This^^^^^
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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HAPPY GEBURTSTAG to my favorite drunkard, German, and husband! Here's to a weekend of partying! (Not that it's different from any other weekend...) Prost Honig-Brötchen! <3

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