Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Cheers and happy bday!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Sully… remember when I said I’d wish you happy geburtstag last? I lied.

Happy birthday, Oetts!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
DRINK!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Let’s take a look at what the geburtstag boy has in store for his special day. Please note that all times are in that weird-ass European format:


0900- Wake up call. Time to don the Slayer hoodie. Rigorous calisthenics routine followed by taking a big old dump.

0930- Vodka. Marlboro. Vodka.

1010- Listening to Night Train by Guns n Roses for the 34,728,054th time. More vodka. More Marlboro.

1030- Time to walk the little arseloch dog.

1050- Whoops, another dump.

1105- Vodka. Marlboro. Marlboro.

1130- Schnitzel time, baby.

1215- Inspirational Arnold Schwarzenegger quote of the day.

1230- Vodka darts sponsored by Marlboro.

1345- Nappy time.

1800- Vodka. Marlboro.

1815- Casserole, schnitzel and tuna fish pizza birthday dinner!

1900- Skype with the British and American assholes. Especially Dear Booze; he’s such an asshole.

1910- Vodka. Marlboro.

1920- Vodka.

1925- Marlboro.

2000- Finally drunk enough to sing Axel Rose impressions.

2030- Trip over stupid dog on the way to take a piss.

2110- Vodka. Marlboro. Marlboro. Any leftover casserole?

2130- Can’t remember.

2200- Still can’t remember.

2300- Did I pass out on the kitchen floor again?
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Someone buy this man some birthday cake flavored vodka and a trash bin to vomit it in
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Thanks ya`ll drunks.
My father gifted me two whisky bottles, he admittledly has no clue about whisky, and even less about my taste.
So he grabed what was there in shelfes:
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I hate Johnny, the Japanese though looks worth a wirl
Drink!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Nikka is good Jap whisky.
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Can't believe JW stooped to doing that stuff. Bonafide scheisse.

Anyways, happy birthday ya crazy bastard.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

Post by Jimmy Lester {RIP} »

Clearly, your dad doesn't even give a shit. It doesn't fucking matter. It's not like you are 4 years old. Shit, you're not even 21. Get over yourself, motherfucker. Let's celebrate when you hit 100.

FUCK!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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I probably already said this in Skype but Happy Beerthday!!
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Herzlichen Glückwunsch!
Your birthday is going on forever. Or the forum is dead.
So what are you now?
Fucking 100?

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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More like a blazing 69
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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Happy geburtstag my drunkard hubs! Here's live footage of oett on his birthday:

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Okole maluna!

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Cheers man. No one plays a key-log quite like you.

Unless that's you on bongos.

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Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

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Cheers and happy birthday, man!

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