Merry Christmas you drunks!

[ThirstyDrunk]

It's a Festivus miracle!

[waahoohah]

A Handle of vodka./
A HANDLE Of evan.
a case of newcastle./

and ABSOLUTELY NO TERAVE WHATSOEVER!

tHISis the best christmas ever!

[ThirstyDrunk]

I'm usuaslly pretty good at deciphering drunkspeak, but TERAVE? You got me on that one

Excellent Pratchett quote in your sig BTW.

[waahoohah]

travel

[waahoohah]

But what I can tell you is that life is not static. It is fleeting, often more quickly than you think.

This. This is why I was pishing that choping cart around that liquot store this afternoosn. If you sontr drink it now. wnhen?

[zfish]

Ding Dong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spanB7QWTbA

[Badfellow]

Fill yourself a snifter of Bulleit Rye, or some other such worthy amber. Let a bit run down your throat as you guzzle it. That's the Crapsmas spirit, friends.

[Smatter Noguts]

I am not slovenly. I s is drunk.

Furck all communist murederers who still kill and you tnink its some fucking joke but you an penn teller can blow each other your FUCKING CRUDE DECALASSE KNOWIT ALL social study majors with too much v college debt are out at see on your own and so i'm bying thannk your very much but scresww the kiddies cause we're living on thier tab.

The real uprising will come and you and a hard bitvhchslap of raellity will come along and yours won't have the guns or balls or politiciandss to steal for you anymore and it will be like roadwarior except I will have enluljgh to FUCKING FIUCK HUMONGOUS OVER and the you will all be whiney little bithicies like you are norw but more so.

so merry christmas, butnoe of youare true belisevers so ill try TO STAY NICE AND HOEPFUL HERE bur yout all going to hell so happy saturnalia and i am fucking rampred up and this nessxt glass will be killing mr 101 who was a good fucking friend of mine AND DESERVES SOME RESPECT as it took me since 5OCLOCCVK to put it down and kil him, and now i miss him so, but that wwas his fate, and booze has no free will

[Badfellow]

Turd stockings.

[Badfellow]

Oh,yes, and Happy Saturnalia too. Too bad the Romans didn't have the equipment available the shoot porn.

[Smatter Noguts]

shoot 9t ?? thye livd it/

[zfish]

Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHLSiIVxjUs

[ruiner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3gwbDcMY5I

I hope everyone out there is doing well. Christmas has us drunkards in the North Bay doing well...ish. We are all healthy, the kids are fantastic (although the big one has been circling the thin ice for some time now) the little one is a joy, Mark promoted me, Crystal is stressed but happy (i think, i usually get this info third hand) and I really couldn't ask for more.

And it is all because of this stupid board.

Merry Christmas folks, and a Happy New Year.

[ruiner]

I think it is Shinola, not Shanoah.

[Captain Fruch]

Merry Christmas! http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatche ... santa.html