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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:41 pm
The Nazarene was born in the spring. You can check the constellation patterns to verify that.
Wasn`t he stillborn too? Or blind? Heck I never paid attention to these details
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Booze filled ornamentsI

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I think I invented those boozenments, but I do like the Santa hat thingie. If we ever get TV that would be fun.
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The big kids want gift cards, boring but easy, since they live anywhere from 450 miles away to 3,000 miles away. The tinies are getting a child's piano that actually sounds like a piano instead of the plinky-plunk. It has a microphone, so when she gets a bit older she can shout into it until her mommy disconnects it. The baby is getting some weird thing from Fisher Price that poops out brightly colored balls for the new crawler to chase and a hippo thing that makes noises. And we got them some other stuff, but those are the majors. Reminds me, have to go look for a princess dress or somesuch for our tiny girl.
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Yes, merry Christmas to you all. It's that time of year once again. I saw a poll where people voted how much money they would be spending this holiday season. The majority of respondents voted $1250. I should come in well short of that but I can see where folks with large families go above that. It's all a big problem of abundance if you ask me.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:07 am
I should come in well short of that
10 bucks for smokes and 20 for drink. Merry christmess
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Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:35 am
brightly colored balls that makes noises
I need a pair of those for AD
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So happy Christmas, I love you baby. I can see a better time when all our dreams come true..

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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 15, 2019 12:07 am
Yes, merry Christmas to you all. It's that time of year once again. I saw a poll where people voted how much money they would be spending this holiday season. The majority of respondents voted $1250. I should come in well short of that but I can see where folks with large families go above that. It's all a big problem of abundance if you ask me.
Dude, we have 11 grandchildren. Need I say more?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:41 pm
You can check the constellation patterns to verify that.
Gregorian, Mayan or Zoroastrian?
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Drunkard Christmas gifts

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These rock! I want em' all.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:54 am
These rock! I want em' all.

Drunkard Christmas Gifts
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Let the joy overwhelm you. I remember in Catholic elementary school a nun just mentioned it was good to experience every Christmas as if it were your last. That really stuck with me an 8 year old at the time. Now go and deck those halls!
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:53 am
Let the joy overwhelm you. I remember in Catholic elementary school a nun just mentioned it was good to experience every Christmas as if it were your last. That really stuck with me an 8 year old at the time. Now go and deck those halls!
Ooh, those penguins can fuck with your head. I remember the weekly speeches about "finding your vocation." Geez, we were seven or eight years old. How the hell were we supposed to decide on a life of service to God when we just little kids? Thankfully, a lot of that time is blanked out for me, due to age and booze and coma.
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Okole maluna!

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A Wish for Wings that Work is my all time favorite Christmas show. Growing up I loved Opus the Penguin and the Bloom County and later Outworld comic strips. Don't know why I love this Christmas special above all, it just makes me teary...even while undrunk. Robin Williams is in this one, so it makes for a great watch.

I don't know how long YouTube will keep it up, but if you want to watch it, here it is.

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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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^ ^ ^ Love this!

Merry Christmas Drunkards!

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