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Tis the season!

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Badfellow, puffing santa outta his chimney with repeating bong hits
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Wed Dec 22, 2021 3:11 pm
Rye and Coke wrote:
Wed Dec 22, 2021 11:32 am
Seems as fine a Christmas thread as there ever was to revive.

At least the title has the perfect sentiment, or at least the beginning of one: A conversation that Palinka never finished nor to which he ever got a response.
this is class
I second that. Pure class. Just beautiful.
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Badfellow wrote:
Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:41 am
Any other big plans for the holiday? We know Benito is giddy as a school girl, but let’s take a look at what some of you other holly, jolly bastards have planned for Jeebusez birfday:

Artful Drunktective- dressing her life sized Michael Dudikoff blow-up doll as "Sexy Santa". Don’t ask.
How could you possibly know that? Are you stalking me, or my Michael Dudikoff blow-up doll?
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that being said...merry Christmas. hope you are all enjoying day 2 of the 12 days of the season.

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The S.S. Willies- That’s right! Just in time for next Christmas! We are currently retrofitting a Russian Kilo class electric-diesel submarine with cargo holds and smuggling compartments. The torpedo tubes will launch spiced rum. The periscope will be converted into a bong. We’ll paint the hull black with an MDM standard upon the sonar sphere.

Our mission? To smuggle goods clandestinely into the repressed ports of Europe, thereby bypassing dumb-ass, uptight customs agents and prohibitive shipping costs in one fell, stylish swoop! Pirate costumes and cutlass swords provided to the crew free of charge along with a daily 1 gallon tot of DRINK! YARRRRRRRGH!

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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Dec 27, 2021 9:08 am
The S.S. Willies- That’s right! Just in time for next Christmas! We are currently retrofitting a Russian Kilo class electric-diesel submarine with cargo holds and smuggling compartments. The torpedo tubes will launch spiced rum. The periscope will be converted into a bong. We’ll paint the hull black with an MDM standard upon the sonar sphere.

Our mission? To smuggle goods clandestinely into the repressed ports of Europe, thereby bypassing dumb-ass, uptight customs agents and prohibitive shipping costs in one fell, stylish swoop! Pirate costumes and cutlass swords provided to the crew free of charge along with a daily 1 gallon tot of DRINK! YARRRRRRRGH!

Do your part! Join the fight today!
YAAARRRRRRGHHHH....I'VE CUT OFF A LEG AND GOUGED OUT AN EYE READY TO REPORT FOR DUTY.
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Mon Dec 27, 2021 10:19 am
Badfellow wrote:
Mon Dec 27, 2021 9:08 am
The S.S. Willies- That’s right! Just in time for next Christmas! We are currently retrofitting a Russian Kilo class electric-diesel submarine with cargo holds and smuggling compartments. The torpedo tubes will launch spiced rum. The periscope will be converted into a bong. We’ll paint the hull black with an MDM standard upon the sonar sphere.

Our mission? To smuggle goods clandestinely into the repressed ports of Europe, thereby bypassing dumb-ass, uptight customs agents and prohibitive shipping costs in one fell, stylish swoop! Pirate costumes and cutlass swords provided to the crew free of charge along with a daily 1 gallon tot of DRINK! YARRRRRRRGH!

Do your part! Join the fight today!
YAAARRRRRRGHHHH....I'VE CUT OFF A LEG AND GOUGED OUT AN EYE READY TO REPORT FOR DUTY.
I glued wings onto the shitzu and am teaching her to talk
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^^^ yeah, but those teachers listen to Slayer
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THE GAME: THE CHRISTMAS VACATION DRINKING GAME
What You’ll Need: The best Christmas movie ever, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, and a 30 pack of Budweiser

The Rules:
1. Drink every time Ellen calls Clark “Sparky”
2. Drink whenever someone is wearing an ugly Christmas sweater
3. Drink whenever Audrey Griswold rolls her eyes or acts like a bratty teenager
4. Drink whenever someone mentions Clark’s Christmas bonus or the swimming pool or Clark has a vision of it.
5. Drink any time Clark makes “crazy eyes” or says/does something crude (“Bend over and I’ll show ya…”)
6. Drink whenever Clark is wearing sports-themed clothing.
7. Drink any time someone refers to Rusty as “Rus.” Take two drinks if they have to yell it. (“I’m right here dad”)
8. Dring twice every time an advent calendar door is opened.
9. Drink any time Todd and Margot are irriatated with Clark or he destroys something they own.
10. Drink any time someone or an animal messes with the Christmas tree.

Finish your entire beer:
– After Rusty busts Clark at the department store counter with Mary showing off her thong.
– During Aunt Bethany’s Pledge of Alligance
– When Clark finally gets his Christmas Bonus after Cousin Eddie kidnaps Frank Shirley.



I could probably spice this up a bit, got it from Saucy.
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Wed Dec 21, 2022 10:35 am
THE GAME: THE CHRISTMAS VACATION DRINKING GAME
What You’ll Need: The best Christmas movie ever, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, and a 30 pack of Budweiser

The Rules:
1. Drink every time Ellen calls Clark “Sparky”
2. Drink whenever someone is wearing an ugly Christmas sweater
3. Drink whenever Audrey Griswold rolls her eyes or acts like a bratty teenager
4. Drink whenever someone mentions Clark’s Christmas bonus or the swimming pool or Clark has a vision of it.
5. Drink any time Clark makes “crazy eyes” or says/does something crude (“Bend over and I’ll show ya…”)
6. Drink whenever Clark is wearing sports-themed clothing.
7. Drink any time someone refers to Rusty as “Rus.” Take two drinks if they have to yell it. (“I’m right here dad”)
8. Dring twice every time an advent calendar door is opened.
9. Drink any time Todd and Margot are irriatated with Clark or he destroys something they own.
10. Drink any time someone or an animal messes with the Christmas tree.

Finish your entire beer:
– After Rusty busts Clark at the department store counter with Mary showing off her thong.
– During Aunt Bethany’s Pledge of Alligance
– When Clark finally gets his Christmas Bonus after Cousin Eddie kidnaps Frank Shirley.



I could probably spice this up a bit, got it from Saucy.
it's a good film and mary would get it!!
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I don't think I've ever seen Christmas Vacation. The game looks like fun.

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scream ale wrote:
Wed Dec 21, 2022 7:03 pm
I don't think I've ever seen Christmas Vacation. The game looks like fun.
Holy shit, I think we have a new goal for this season: Get Scream Ale plastered while watching this movie.

Yeah, it's a classic, especially if you watch the uncensored version most of us never saw as kids.

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