...And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Whiskey! now Rum! now Vodka and Gin!
On, Tequila! on Brandy! Let the drinking begin!
Shooters and shots and cocktails served tall!
Let’s shake them and mix them and let’s drink them all!"
Merry Christmas you drunks!
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Merry Christmas drunkards! I wish I could start drinking right now but I have to drive my Sister to my Parent's house. Sometimes life is not fair!
Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Merry Christmas all sitting here with mead from a local chap and some new Drunkard Gear that suprise to me got here before the holiday
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Catholic girls were always the best. Some really made the boys chase them and others were just easy to love. But, some didn't like me. They all had standards.Savage wrote: ↑Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:48 amOoh, those penguins can fuck with your head. I remember the weekly speeches about "finding your vocation." Geez, we were seven or eight years old. How the hell were we supposed to decide on a life of service to God when we just little kids? Thankfully, a lot of that time is blanked out for me, due to age and booze and coma.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
New drunkard gear? I'm totally jealous.
I've been meaning to order one of those Tiger Whiskey shirts. Hilarious.
The cool tie-dye one is out of my size though.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Got Booze 2020 and Whiskey Rebel seeing as how it was PA that had the troops called on us
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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I'm all for a scorched Earth policy. -- Me
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
I want to go out and shop for gifts
but I started drinking this morning and haven't stopped....
it's a goddamn conundrum
but I started drinking this morning and haven't stopped....
it's a goddamn conundrum
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
The bar down the street has decided to start doing carryout cocktails. Think I'm about to get me a mobile Long Island Iced Tea
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
I'm not much for Christmas but it gives me a short day tomorrow. Noon at the absolute latest. Then nothing to do Friday-Sunday but enjoy myself. I can live with that.
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Here comes Rum and Coke, here comes Rum and Coke, right down Rum and Coke Lane
Glasses and Ice cubes and little stir straws, we don't need champagne
Bells are ringing, drunkards singing, all is merry and bright
So bring you money and forget your cares, 'cause Rum and Coke comes tonight.
Glasses and Ice cubes and little stir straws, we don't need champagne
Bells are ringing, drunkards singing, all is merry and bright
So bring you money and forget your cares, 'cause Rum and Coke comes tonight.
DRINK!
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
One the first day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me a ride home in a taxi.
One the second day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me two rum and cokes and a ride home in a taxi.
One the third day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me three gin and tonics, two rum and cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum and cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, eleven purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, twelve bottles of Guinness, eleven purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
One the second day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me two rum and cokes and a ride home in a taxi.
One the third day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me three gin and tonics, two rum and cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum and cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, eleven purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, twelve bottles of Guinness, eleven purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
DRINK!
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Dec 24, 2020 10:00 amOne the first day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me a ride home in a taxi.
One the second day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me two rum and cokes and a ride home in a taxi.
One the third day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me three gin and tonics, two rum and cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum and cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS!... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, eleven purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my barkeep gave to me, twelve bottles of Guinness, eleven purple hooters, ten stale peanuts, nine fake phone numbers, eight kamikazes, seven awkward dance moves, six margaritas, FIVE JÄGER BOMBS... four scotch & sodas, three gin & tonics, two rum & cokes, and a ride home in a taxi.
goddamn genius
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
merry fuckin xmas you cock wobbles x
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Oh liquor store of Dur-an-go you're open through the night.
Now I'll keep on drinking up through the morning light.
Now I'll keep on drinking up through the morning light.
DRINK!
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Re: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Here's a merry Christmas video from an old board friend, Steve Jessup.
Christmas Blowout Special - Decorating My Tree with Guns!
https://youtu.be/Su9oOeUY8js
Christmas Blowout Special - Decorating My Tree with Guns!
https://youtu.be/Su9oOeUY8js
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