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benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:30 pm
what about plonker and prat?
I tried to leave you out of it.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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1. Fucktard
2. Fuckhead
3. Fuckwad
4. Fuckface
5. Fuck-knocker
6. Fuckhole
7. Fucksmack
8. Fuck-knuckle
9. Fuckmeister
10. Fucknob
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Fuckass
Fuckpants
Fuckhat
Fuckfucker
Fuckjerk
Fuckstain
Fuckpuddle
Fuckdog
Fuckmonger
Fuckshit

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 10:44 am
And tits doesn't even belong on the list, man.
This list is the top ten words that I was told I couldn't use when I worked as a copywriter. My boss was uptight.

Ten was not enough. I couldn't fit Midget and retard, let alone "up the tailpipe", "give my undercarriage a good scubbin''", and "FUCK, man, I'm really high right now."
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Top ten tools I use

Adjustable wrench
BFH
Welder
Cutting torch
Sawzall
Grinder
Port-A-Band
Knife
Impact gun
Drill

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:21 pm
Top ten tools I use

Adjustable wrench
BFH
Welder
Cutting torch
Sawzall
Grinder
Port-A-Band
Knife
Impact gun
Drill
What about flush cable cutter? Soldering irons?

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Shitass
Shitstain
Shitbreath
Shitbutt
shitass
Shitdick
Shitbag
Shithole
Shitstick
Shitferbranes
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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10. Cockass
9. Cockfart
8. Cockstreak
7. Cockbrained
6. Cockshit
5. Cockfinger
4. Cockface
3. Cockling
2. Cockmonger
1. Cockfuck

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:21 pm
Sawzall
Gotta love a good, ol’ Milwaukee Sawzall. Corded or cordless.




Top 10 tools I use:
1. Knife
2. Claw hammer
3. Axe/ splitting wedge
4. Sawzall
5. Dremel
6. Cordless impact wrench
7. Chainsaw
8. Snow shovel
9. Rifle
10. Utili-Key
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A hammer, a hacksaw, a pair of screwdrivers and a boxcutter will solve a lot of problems.

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I may be out of touch, I'm unfamiliar with the cockfart.

Also, I bet Badfellow uses one of them Robertson screwdrivers.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Jul 03, 2021 12:05 pm
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 7:21 pm
Sawzall
Gotta love a good, ol’ Milwaukee Sawzall. Corded or cordless.




Top 10 tools I use:
1. Knife
2. Claw hammer
3. Axe/ splitting wedge
4. Sawzall
5. Dremel
6. Cordless impact wrench
7. Chainsaw
8. Snow shovel
9. Rifle
10. Utili-Key
1. Hacksaw
2. Butcher Knife
3. Chainsaw
4. Axe
5. Sawzall
6. Pliers
7. Duct Tape
8. Blue Tarp
9. Hand Truck
10. Bungee Cords
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Cockfart is like a queef but different. It's rare.

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Top 10 tools:

Ducktape
Crowbar
Drill
Hammer
Padsaw
Toiletbrush
Grater
Angle Grinder
Weedwacker
Birth control pills
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Top 10 faces

Dickface
Shitface
Cuntface
Clownface
Assface
Titface
Fatface
Gingerface
Dumbface
Fartface
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