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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:37 am
Badfellow's Top 10 80's shows
Who's the Boss?
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Perfect Strangers
The Jefferson's
Mork & Mindy
Designing Women
Three's Company
Charles in Charge
Webster
Mr. Belvedere
Wrong, in 9 ways out of 10. You got Mork & Mindy, so I'm gonna give you that.

Fave 80's shows as a juve again

Mork & Mindy
Taxi
You Can't Do That On Television
Dr. Who
Dukes of Hazzard
Max Headroom
Real People
Ripley's Believe It Or Not
Tales of the Gold Monkey
Miami Vice
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Artful Drunktective's fave 80's TV programz other than The A-Team:

Matlock
Mord, She Wrote
Hunter
Too Close To Dusseldorf
Wupperbossom Buddies
Der Magnumus P.I.
Facts of Life
Diffu'ment Strokes
Cheers
Suddenly Boozin'
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^^ Almost, you forgot Friends
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Updated top 10 bottles:

1. Lagavulin 21
2. Lagavulin 16
3. Caol Ila 12
4. Clynelish 14
5. Wild Turkey 101
6. Wild Turkey Rare Breed
7. Laphroaig Quarter Cask
8. Talisker 10
9. Compass Box Oak Cross
10. Compass Box Asyla
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I may have done this before but yet again, top 10 bands with cool names that did nothing for me.

In no real order, I'm far too lazy for that.

1. Homo Stupids
2. Farting Corpse
3. Fuck You Pay Me
4. Squash Bowels
5. Terminal Mind
6. Disbeer
7. Cheap Tragedies
8. Punch in the Face
9. Caustic Christ
10. Coke Bust

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scream ale wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:42 pm
I may have done this before but yet again, top 10 bands with cool names that did nothing for me.

In no real order, I'm far too lazy for that.

1. Homo Stupids
2. Farting Corpse
3. Fuck You Pay Me
4. Squash Bowels
5. Terminal Mind
6. Disbeer
7. Cheap Tragedies
8. Punch in the Face
9. Caustic Christ
10. Coke Bust

Cattle Decapitation - the only thing I remember of their show was the singer was really good at spitting straight up in t he air and catching it in his mouth. They opened for SoulFly and Prong, so it was a great show after all.
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Top 10 shit you can't do when you have asshole pets because they are always right there making noise and/or in the fcking way:

1. Eat peacefully
2. Sleep/sleep in
3. Skype/talk on the phone (barking)
4. Vacuum/sweep the floor
5. Cooking/preparing food
6. Watch TV
7. Fold laundry
8. Exercise/sports
9. Have sex
10. Walk without stepping on a pet or pet toy- especially while carrying something
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:57 am
Top 10 shit you can't do when you have asshole pets because they are always right there making noise and/or in the fcking way:

1. Eat peacefully
2. Sleep/sleep in
3. Skype/talk on the phone (barking)
4. Vacuum/sweep the floor
5. Cooking/preparing food
6. Watch TV
7. Fold laundry
8. Exercise/sports
9. Have sex
10. Walk without stepping on a pet or pet toy- especially while carrying something
Definetly agree with you on #s 1 and 10. I'd also like to add reading or playing guitar. Unless the guitar is plugged in. Cats really don't like amplifiers.

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Top 10 things I've said to strangers during this COVID shit, about the whole COVID shit:

10: You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
9: Just because a scientist said it doesn't make it science. Science, by definition, is fact. Let's focus on facts.
8: (when someone was being a complete asshole to me) I appreciate how kind and understanding you are being. I can tell we're on the same page...
7: No, you can't squeeze into this elevator with your two kids and a baby stroller. What kind of parent are you?
6: Him: you must wear a mask, sir.
Me: I left my mask in the car.
Him: You must wear a mask.
Me: well the damage is done. Take my money, give me my cigarettes, and I'll wear two next time
Him: Okay
5: I don't remember asking you for guidance. But thanks.
4: I won't share my thoughts with you, please don't share yours with me.
3: Get outta the way, I've got the COVID.
2: Fuck you!
1: (when a conversation turned particularly personal) Okay, do you want to do this here, or shall we go outside?
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jul 16, 2020 11:40 am

Definetly agree with you on #s 1 and 10. I'd also like to add reading or playing guitar. Unless the guitar is plugged in. Cats really don't like amplifiers.

Yeah and as far as cats go, I can also add "doing stuff at your computer" to oett's list because the cat is always there in the way laying on the keyboard, begging for snacks, or wreaking havoc on the printer paper.
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Top ten people/ organizations/ entities spying on Nausea

10. Kentucky Deluxe Marketing and Sales Division
9. Mossad Israeli Intelligence
8. Martian Illuminati
7. The neighbors
6. The ghost of J. Edgar Hoover
5. Dr. Rockso the Rock & Roll Clown
4. The private eyes from the Hall & Oates song Private Eyes.
3. CIA (Culinary Institute of America, not the other one)
2. Agents of the galactic overlord Mr. Sprinkles
1. You
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Top 9 hangovers:

Shitbreath/dead rat woke up in your mouth
headache, balloon about to explode
stomachflu, bile, yuck
Still drunk, the delayed one
shakes, I'd like to shake your hand sir
Water Water, wew that`s vodka!
Vodka vodka, wew that`s water!
coffee and smoke, it`ll go away somehow
Herion FAST
Where am I. what board, what year, are the stones still number 1?
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Top 10 album titles

10. "La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1" (White Zombie)
9. "40 More Reasons to Hate Us" (Anal Cunt)
8. "Torture Garden" (Naked City)
7. "Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar" (Frank Zappa)
6. "Victory Through Violence" (The Grey Wolves)
5. "Mean Man's Dream" (Gore)
4. "Orgasmatron" (Motorhead)
3. "Pestilence Beholden" (Gnawed)
2. "More Fun Than an Open Casket Funeral" (The Accused)
1. "Some People Deserve to Suffer" (Stickmen With Rayguns)

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Nov 29, 2020 7:31 am
Top 10 album titles

10. "La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Vol. 1" (White Zombie)
9. "40 More Reasons to Hate Us" (Anal Cunt)
8. "Torture Garden" (Naked City)
7. "Shut Up and Play Yer Guitar" (Frank Zappa)
6. "Victory Through Violence" (The Grey Wolves)
5. "Mean Man's Dream" (Gore)
4. "Orgasmatron" (Motorhead)
3. "Pestilence Beholden" (Gnawed)
2. "More Fun Than an Open Casket Funeral" (The Accused)
1. "Some People Deserve to Suffer" (Stickmen With Rayguns)
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Greatest hits of...

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Ultimate collection of...

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Outtakes and Unreleased

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Things are usually outtakes and un released for a reason.

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