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scream ale wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:42 pm
I may have done this before but yet again, top 10 bands with cool names that did nothing for me.

In no real order, I'm far too lazy for that.

1. Homo Stupids
2. Farting Corpse
3. Fuck You Pay Me
4. Squash Bowels
5. Terminal Mind
6. Disbeer
7. Cheap Tragedies
8. Punch in the Face
9. Caustic Christ
10. Coke Bust
Yeah, you had to leave out such greats as The Pork Sword Band, Death Ride 69, Fudge Tunnel, Butt Ragg and of course The Asshole Surfers.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:45 pm
scream ale wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 5:42 pm
I may have done this before but yet again, top 10 bands with cool names that did nothing for me.

In no real order, I'm far too lazy for that.

1. Homo Stupids
2. Farting Corpse
3. Fuck You Pay Me
4. Squash Bowels
5. Terminal Mind
6. Disbeer
7. Cheap Tragedies
8. Punch in the Face
9. Caustic Christ
10. Coke Bust
Yeah, you had to leave out such greats as The Pork Sword Band, Death Ride 69, Fudge Tunnel, Butt Ragg and of course The Asshole Surfers.
Dude you like Fudge Tunnel? One of these days we gotta hang out. You can buy the beers.

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scream ale wrote:
Mon Feb 25, 2019 8:22 pm
Duos:

Dr. Forrester and Tv's Frank
Beer and whiskey
Macaroni and cheese
Bill and Ted
Beavis and Butthead
Peanut butter and mustard
Sanford and Son
Bread and Butter
Flatt and Scruggs
Gin and Tonic
Top ten Duos
Poncho and Lefty
Tequila and Sangrita
Garfunkle and Oates
tortillas and Salsa
Chips and dip
Fish and Chips
Whiskey and a glass
Oxygen and acetyline
Sea and sky
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^ ^ ^ Lots o' good ones I agree with Merchy!

Food Duos:
Fish n' chips absoeffinlutely
Chips & salsa
Biscuits & gravy
Bacon & eggs
Chicken & waffles
Mango habanero
Pigs in a blanket
Soft pretzels and cheese dip
Mashed potatoes & gravy
White clam chowder in a sourdough bread bowl
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People Duos:
Hall & Oates for sure
Harry & Lloyd (Dumb & Dumber)
The Everly Brothers
Rhett & Link (Good Mythical Morning)
Snoopy & Woodstock
Tenacious D
Sherlock & Watson
Frasier & Niles (Frasier)
Patsy & Edina aka French & Saunders (Absolutely Fabulous!)
Withnail & I aka Marwood
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Top 10 colors

British racing green
Turquoise
Catawba
Sunset orange
Burgundy
Ultramarine
Citron
Viridian
Deep space sparkle
Raw umber
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1. Chlamydia

2. Genital herpes

3. Genital warts / human papillomavirus (HPV)

4. Gonorrhea

5. Hepatitis B

6. Syphilis

7. Trichomoniasis

8. Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)

9. Hepatitis A

10. Scabies and pubic lice
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Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Jun 30, 2021 10:03 pm
1. Chlamydia

2. Genital herpes

3. Genital warts / human papillomavirus (HPV)

4. Gonorrhea

5. Hepatitis B

6. Syphilis

7. Trichomoniasis

8. Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)

9. Hepatitis A

10. Scabies and pubic lice
Note that these are just the top 10 STDs that Dear Booze has or has been treated for.
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Yeah, dude. Way to lump scabies and pubic lice into one general category at #10.
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It's even worse when the pubic lice have scabies.

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1.Shit

2. Piss

3. Fuck

4. Cunt

5. Cocksucker

6. Motherfucker

7. Tits

8. Fart

9. Turd

10. Twat
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And tits doesn't even belong on the list, man.

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scream ale wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 10:44 am
And tits doesn't even belong on the list, man.
i feel like tits, fart and turd could be replaced by spunk, minge and bellend.
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1. Dipshit
2. Moron
3. Nincompoop
4. Imbecile
5. Retard
6. Teetotaler
7. Lunkhead
8. Dimwit
9. Numbskull
10. Ignoramus
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Nausea wrote:
Fri Jul 02, 2021 12:09 pm
1. Dipshit
2. Moron
3. Nincompoop
4. Imbecile
5. Retard
6. Teetotaler
7. Lunkhead
8. Dimwit
9. Numbskull
10. Ignoramus
what about plonker and prat?
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