Back in the day with the scooter bums I rode around with we had a hard and fast set of rules for fucking with the weak.
These rule were simple since the guys doing the fucking with were drunk as hell.
Rule 1-- If you pass out and any one can fuck with you unless you had both shoes off.
That's the rule. Our simple philosophy was if you had both shoes off you had the awareness that you were going to sleep not passing out. No shoes of or one shoe off was passing out. Fair fucking game.
Under these rules we fucked with everyone fairly and equally. I lost half my facial hair including eyebrows to this set of rules.
We are nothing more than apes without some civil order.
One rule to fuck with them all!
If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
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If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Swastikas rendered in permanent marker seem to be a reoccurring theme. I remember one poor clod who passed out at a house party... it started with a swastika and it didn't end until he had a full Charles Manson makeover. Good times.
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Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Ronald McDonald always looks funny on hungover faces.
Thank god the permanet maker fun thing only lasted for a year with my drunk friends, it became old rather quick
Thank god the permanet maker fun thing only lasted for a year with my drunk friends, it became old rather quick
Drink!
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Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Only the one eyebrow though right?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
One eyebrow and half his face.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Eyebrows are deadbeat follicles that don't do anything for anyone.
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Re: If They Pass Out--Rules of Engagement
Are follicles like popsicles ?
I love popsicles.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice