Random shit

[Hugh]

BAHAHA! Actually, Olde English 800 is not the cheapest beer in the cooler. Rolling Rock and Natty Ice are both cheaper.

[scream ale]

BAHAHA! Actually, Olde English 800 is not the cheapest beer in the cooler. Rolling Rock and Natty Ice are both cheaper.

Genny is the cheapest where I am. OE hasn't been the cheapest in a looooong while.

[scream ale]

[Badfellow]

Drinking hard liquor from a coffee cup is a lifestyle.

[scream ale]

[Lush City]

Ed Zachary Disease
A woman couldn’t get a date and went to a doctor. He couldn’t find anything wrong with her, so he sent her to another. She ended up going to several before one of them sent her to a Chinese doctor who was known to be able to diagnose anything.

When she went in, she explained that she was single, didn’t think she was too bad looking, but couldn’t get anybody interested in her. He wrote it all down.

He had a strong accent, but she understood when he said, “Take off aww you crothes.” She did so.

Then he said, “Now, craw acrows da froor on you hand and knee.” She did so.

He said, “Now craw back to me.” She complied.

Then he told her, “You haf Ed Zachary disease.”

She said, “Ed Zachary disease?”

“Yep. Worse case I ever see.”

“Well, what’s Ed Zachary disease?”

He said, “Dat when you face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass.”

[scream ale]

[Merchant Seaman]

if you go to 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W, you will find yourself at point Nemo, (officially known as the oceanic pole of inaccessibility,) which is the furthest from land you can be on earth, if you're there at the right time, the nearest humans are astronauts on the space station.

[Nausea]

I prescribe 30 of those beers per day to put on some weight. That is downright Auschwitzian.

if you go to 48°52.6′S 123°23.6′W, you will find yourself at point Nemo, (officially known as the oceanic pole of inaccessibility,) which is the furthest from land you can be on earth, if you're there at the right time, the nearest humans are astronauts on the space station.

That's a cool fact.

[Hugh]

my teeth are hurting like a motherfucker. i dont even know if I can keep drinking

[Hugh]

i gotta take some benadryls to knock me the fuck out. fuck it hurts

[Hugh]

fuck i tried to stick a floss in there and now it hurts worse

[oettinger]

Tooth ache from drinking hmm? Impossible. What was your last meal?

[Lush City]

The Three Stooges Dentist scene
https://youtu.be/lC3iwF6p6e0

[Badfellow]

It’s about 10:00 on a Saturday morning and someone in the neighborhood is getting an early start by grilling hamburgers. I can smell it and the odor is maddeningly delicious. I want to find these people and bring a cooler of cold beer and expound upon the zen of morning burgers.