Random shit

[scream ale]

Ha! Wilford's tell everyone how Scream Ale beat the diabeetus with Kentucky bourbon.

[scream ale]

If Charles Manson will narrate Nausea's life story does this mean Nausea's liquor store will someday become Crazy Chuck's Liquor Emporium?

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Laughing ass off at all of the above right now. (And yeah I am totally "Roz". Good one.)

[Rye and Coke]

Patrice O'neal for my undrunk moments and Andy Andrist for the rest

[Badfellow]

Patrice O'neal for my undrunk moments and Andy Andrist for the rest

You would pass up the opportunity for Neil deGrasse Tyson to narrate your life story?

[Rye and Coke]

Patrice O'neal for my undrunk moments and Andy Andrist for the rest

You would pass up the opportunity for Neil deGrasse Tyson to narrate your life story?

Nah, he'd try to contextualize shit into how I fit into the universe and how the universe fits inside of me.

and all I want is booze in there.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Badfellow - Borat

[Badfellow]

Badfellow - Borat

In the mankini, no doubt.

[Artful Drunktective]

Borat! HA! Good one except I think that is more oettinger.

"AMERICA!"

[Patchez]

Badfellow - Borat

I see BF being narrated by Peter Capaldi.

[Patchez]

I also think Thirsty drunk would be better narrated by Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli.

[Badfellow]

I also think Thirsty drunk would be better narrated by Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli.

"P'shaaah! Those guys are f*gs!"

Interesting to note, the Penn/Spicoli "p'shaah" predated the Keanu Reeves "p'chaah" by over a decade.

[Dear Booze]

^ ^ ^ Those are both great!! Aw man it's hard for me to think of someone if there's no multiple choice but I will mull over it. Probably someone like Rosie Perez.

Anyone got any funny suggestions for oettinger? Like someone way off with a Spanish accent like Antonio Banderas narrating about drunkarreah, haha!

Oett: Kumail Nanjiani (Stuber, Silicon Valley)

[mistah willies]

Oettinger's life story narrator? That would be Rainier Wolfcastle from the Simpsons. Here's a few more...


Patchez- Denver Pyle

AD- Peri Gilpin

Dear Booze- Phil Hartman

Scream Ale- Wilford Brimley

Lush City- Charles Nelson Reilly

Thirsty Drunk- Bobcat Goldthwait

Mistah Willies- Rowdy Roddy Piper

Nausea- Charles Manson

OldSmartSkunk- Andrew Dice Clay

As I've said repeatedly during Skype sessions: Friggin laughed me arse off.

OK, to further derail, I would enjoy the sound of Sonny Landham's voice to narrate for my own sad life. You know, the Injun in Predator who they called Billy.

https://youtu.be/SvDC3TQ2lLM


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[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ Good one. With the "Vincent Price" laugh according to this gold Badfellow sent me.