Random shit

[Nausea]

[scream ale]

^^^ as opposed to all those bathroom breaks that make use of the buddy system.

[Artful Drunktective]

Nope I'd rather roll around in bed uncomfortably for as long as I can stand it before I finally become a star.

[Artful Drunktective]

[Badfellow]

In light of Hurricane Ida, is it considered insensitive or offensive to order a hurricane cocktail at the bar then proceed to tear the shit out of the place?

[Merchant Seaman]

In light of Hurricane Ida, is it considered insensitive or offensive to order a hurricane cocktail at the bar then proceed to tear the shit out of the place?

Not at all

[Merchant Seaman]

there are rings around Uranus

[Dear Booze]

Only in Canada
Man Pees on counter after Dairy Queen employees refuse service unless he wears a mask

[Nausea]

That belongs in the "Random piss" thread.

[Badfellow]

If he was Canadian, I’ll bet he politely pissed on the counter. Eh.

[scream ale]

Take that dairy queen! He sure showed her a thing or two.

[Badfellow]

Hey, now. Don’t go knocking ol’ Dairy Tits. It’s not on the regular menu, but you can command those menial employees to make you a banana split Blizzard, then piss on the counter.

[Merchant Seaman]

The Red Barn
Taster's Freeze
Foster's Freeze
Dairy Queen
Linda's
Jollibee
Dick's
Nations
Kapsper's

All little/lesser known burger joints, except Kasper's theta was a hot dog joint

[Dear Booze]

Everyone
Knows
Kohl's
Staples
Dicks

[Nausea]

Are you calling me Daddy?