Random shit

[Badfellow]

How do you know it's saggy? Maybe with all his athleticism, it's super muscular. And veiny.

It’s just science. After 20,000 or so round house kicks the scrotum starts to loose elasticity which causes sagging, drooping and other issues such as getting caught in the zippers of cut-off jeans. Ouch!

And those poorly-timed sliding glass door mishaps.

Not to mention tripping hazards and/or being caught under the heel of a cowboy boot.

[Dear Booze]

It’s just science. After 20,000 or so round house kicks the scrotum starts to loose elasticity which causes sagging, drooping and other issues such as getting caught in the zippers of cut-off jeans. Ouch!

And those poorly-timed sliding glass door mishaps.

Not to mention tripping hazards and/or being caught under the heel of a cowboy boot.

And those poor cyclists who don't secure their droopy balls, only to find the chain and sprocket collide with the errant ball at the exact same time.

[Hugh]

And those poorly-timed sliding glass door mishaps.

Not to mention tripping hazards and/or being caught under the heel of a cowboy boot.

And those poor cyclists who don't secure their droopy balls, only to find the chain and sprocket collide with the errant ball at the exact same time.

Fuck you doing? You in Mexico or what? How are you posting here?

[oettinger]

Not to mention tripping hazards and/or being caught under the heel of a cowboy boot.

And those poor cyclists who don't secure their droopy balls, only to find the chain and sprocket collide with the errant ball at the exact same time.

Fuck you doing? You in Mexico or what? How are you posting here?

He posts from a telephone booth in the nicaraguan rainforest

[scream ale]

And those poor cyclists who don't secure their droopy balls, only to find the chain and sprocket collide with the errant ball at the exact same time.

Fuck you doing? You in Mexico or what? How are you posting here?

He posts from a telephone booth in a nicaraguan men's room

Fixed that for ya.

[Artful Drunktective]

Fuck you doing? You in Mexico or what? How are you posting here?

He posts from a telephone booth from a nicaraguan men's room glory hole

Fixed that for ya.

Fixed it again.

[oettinger]

He posts out of a Honduran booth from a nicaraguan friend`s glory hole

Fucked it up for ya`ll.

Fucked it up again.

And again

[Badfellow]

Think I've commented before on the remarkable intelligence of crows. Today, I watched as the neighbors across the street received a delivery from McDonalds which was left on their front porch. The second the delivery guy left, a pair of crows went straight in for the Big Mac patties like they'd done this shit before. They were waiting with nothing short of patience and premeditated intent. Far more clever than squirrels.

[Nausea]

[Badfellow]

In France and other parts of Europe, brass knuckles are referred to as "American fists".

[Dear Booze]

In France and other parts of Europe, brass knuckles are referred to as "American fists".

In New York Cty, a brass monkey is a "funky monkey junky."

[oettinger]

The Zoo I was born in had no monkeys, I was the only one

[Nausea]

The Zoo I was born in had no monkeys, I was the only one

That explains all of your sexy chest hair. I've seen photos.

[ThirstyDrunk]

nobody on this message board has shown more nipples than me

[oettinger]

nobody on this message board has shown more nipples than me

My cat has shown all hairy-eights