Random shit

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Or when I walk away from oett's Skype call.

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Posted this before (stolen from Patchy) but just realized Nausea could be on both ends of this.

[Badfellow]

Stay fresh, cheesebags.

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Stay fresh, cheesebags.

That's what you say to the patrons shopping in the liquor store after you tried to kiss the clerk.

Or in, BF's case, after he slipped and slided on his dropped beer..

[Nausea]

I've made out with several customers in spontaneous Bacchanal lust.

Some of them were dudes. Raging hot dudes.

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[Nausea]

Shaolin Drunken Fist

[oettinger]

^^^ Do that when really drunk, then I`m impressed

[Savage]

Or when I walk away from oett's Skype call.

I would use this, but it could get awkward. Sister Mary Ignatius (of the Sisters of Eternal Shame) was definitely NOT amused. I have to go to confession now. Which could be unnecessary, as Tumbleweed Junction is now a suburb of Hell. It's on fire. Seriously. So far, we are not in the evacuation zone, but it has now spread to about 28,000 acres.

[Patchez]

Stay safe. That wild fire shit is serious.

[oettinger]

Highway robbery, escape vehicle, you can only pick one:

[scream ale]

I hate dickup trucks. I'm going with the van.

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Highway robbery, escape vehicle, you can only pick one:

I'm not a dick-up fan either but I'd go with it since it has some nice off-road capabilities.

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