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Hugh
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so now th3e fronzend dinners the tv dinners don't even inlcude the directions on howe to cook it in a regular oven. just the microwave but what abotu [people who don't have a microwave. people forget about peopel

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Hugh wrote:
Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:28 am
people forget about peopel
Who are you?

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Fuck. This morning I had written in my diary that I got drunk the night before without making any stupid posts on the internet...

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We all have a little Drunk Steve in us. Some more than others.
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Just doing a little day drinking while watching the Derek Chauvin trial. Vodka lemonade, I find you guilty... of being delicious (I plead the Fifth on my drug and pizza use). And we just had a nice, spring thunderstorm roll through. Lovely rain begs to be danced in naked.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Shit and wank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

Somebody try this and see if it really works.

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I'm being haunted by the stench of stinky feet. No matter where I go there it is. I can't take much of this.

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If it was just the feet...
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Hugh wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:19 pm
Shit and wank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

Somebody try this and see if it really works.
That is some seriously messed up shit.
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JACKIE! HA! What a badass!

ACTORS AND THEIR STUNTMEN
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Nice. Jackie Chan is his own stuntman. Don’t forget Tom Cruise who also likes to do his own stunts and is a homosexual Scientologist.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:08 am
Nice. Jackie Chan is his own stuntman. Don’t forget Tom Cruise who also likes to do his own stunts and is a homosexual Scientologist.
Tom Cruise has a stunt cock
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Apr 23, 2021 12:16 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:08 am
Nice. Jackie Chan is his own stuntman. Don’t forget Tom Cruise who also likes to do his own stunts and is a homosexual Scientologist.
Tom Cruise has a stunt cock
You are obviously on drugs. What the hell is a 'stunt cock'? He's an asshole and needs no backup.
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