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In order: the worst "I" states, from shittiest to sucks the most

Iowa, Idaho, Illinoise, Italy, Indiana
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Idaho is so much worse than Iowa. Otherwise I agree. Cheers!

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scream ale wrote:
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Idaho is so much worse than Iowa. Otherwise I agree. Cheers!
Oh, no. Iowa takes the crown for flattest, most boring, most inbred state in the union. North Dakota is equally boring but not nearly as inbred. I will say of North Dakota though that it has a certain empty, existential charm that tends to get rid of all the clutter in a person’s head.

And then there’s Nebraska which isn’t really worth mentioning except that the cops suck and it takes 6 godless fucking hours to drive through. The best thing to come out of Nebraska is Interstate 80.


By the way, do you know why it’s always so windy in Wyoming? Well, because Utah blows and Nebraska sucks!
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^^^ reposting Nausea's personals ad?

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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Found this pair of flask gloves online. Each one holds a 10 ounce flask pouch.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Found this pair of flask gloves online. Each one holds a 10 ounce flask pouch.
Just don`t get into a drunken fist fight

But you`re a gentleman BF, you take em off first anyway
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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That’s the same look Terry gets on his face when he’s constipated.
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Stop spying on Terry when he's on the shitter.
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No, Terry will try to poop his pants in front of everyone. He’s that kind of guy.
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Nausea wrote:
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OMFG! I posted this at my Facebook book club and Facebook flagged it as misinformation and gave me a warning! LOLOLOL!

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One of you guys try to post it on your Facebook and see if it does it. They are claiming that it is false information about the Ad Council

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