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The thing is - USA Today went through the trouble of debunking it, even though it's obviously a joke. So the fact checkers at the USA Today apparently warned Facebook about trolls like me trying to defame the Ad Council.

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This is my drunken take on teenage adolescents pot smoking. Just produce and circulate propaganda films that illustrate to young teenage males their male buddy after getting high will try to butt fuck them. That will scare the bejesus out them and most will quit smoking weed with their male buddies at the very least. The others wont mind getting butt fucked.
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Here’s a thought. We could save a lot of money if we move California to Africa. You know, rent is way cheaper in Africa.
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Here`s a thought: we switch North Dakota and South Dakota. Other than the mailman no one will take notice
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Pancakes. Ramen. Pigs Head. Booze. Will it Nacho? Many things make for good nachos...and this experiment included some creative boozy infused nachos. They came out looking pretty legit but evidently a bit overpowering in taste.

The Long Island Iced Nachos consisted of:

Chips soaked with silver tequila
Nacho cheese mixed with white rum
Guacamole infused with vodka (vodka-mole)
Refried beans mixed with gin
Salsa blended with Triple Sec.
Sour cream mixed with sweet n' sour mix
Jalapeños pickled in Coca Cola (cocapeños)
Served with a lemon wedge

"I'm nacho drunk, you are!"

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I love nachos. I love Long Island Iced Teas. But that recipe seems a little over the top. Not necessarily over the line, but definitely over the top.

Tequila lime guacamole is excellent, btw.
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Random thought: fill a squirt gun with fish sauce.
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Even better: fill a Super Soaker with liquified cat food

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Fill a super soaker with hot sauce
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Fill a super soaker with liquid LSD.


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Patchez wrote:
Fri Dec 10, 2021 1:56 pm
Fill a super soaker with liquid LSD.

Shoot me!
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How about cyanide in a squirt gun? That was in the documentary about Kuklinski the Hit Man serial killer for the mob. He thought of it himself and loaded up a squirt gun with poison and went for a drive to test it. He pulls over to a curb and this homeless bum comes over and begs for help and he squirts him in the eyes and drives away. He circles the block and sees the man laying on the sidewalk probably deceased.
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Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 12, 2021 11:10 pm
How about cyanide in a squirt gun? That was in the documentary about Kuklinski the Hit Man serial killer for the mob. He thought of it himself and loaded up a squirt gun with poison and went for a drive to test it. He pulls over to a curb and this homeless bum comes over and begs for help and he squirts him in the eyes and drives away. He circles the block and sees the man laying on the sidewalk probably deceased.
I shall try that with my neighbours
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Love DeVito.

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The largest penis on the shortest man. Highly disturbing imagery.
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