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Badfellow wrote:
Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:25 am
With a name like Elon Musk, you have to wonder what the guy smells like.
Failure to fully wipe underpants and despair.

Duh.
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Love me some Selleck.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:38 am
Love me some Selleck.

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I guess he was young and hungry, but damn boy!
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Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Nausea wrote:
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If that doesn't land you your dream it just wasn't meant to be.

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That kid looks terrified to be privileged and autistic.
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:54 pm
That kid looks terrified to be privileged and autistic.
That's no way to talk about Celine Dion.

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Drink!
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Howcome you like the smell of your own farts: https://www.menshealth.com/health/a1954 ... own-farts/

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Try them and you will love them! Because bigger is better.

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How much are they compared to bulk cashews? Still cost-effective?
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Bulky, pitted cashews. Just...so pitted cashews. They're pittastic.

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Dear Big Nuts,

All cashews are technically seeds. And if that weren’t enough, you can never get a "whole" cashew because they are dicotyledonous. Fuck yeah. Those are about the size of my nuts. Pass the pistachios, please.

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