Random shit

[Artful Drunktective]

Nice. Jackie Chan is his own stuntman. Don’t forget Tom Cruise who also likes to do his own stunts and is a homosexual Scientologist.

Tom Cruise has a stunt cock

You are obviously on drugs. What the hell is a 'stunt cock'? He's an asshole and needs no backup.

"Stunt Cock" comes from the movie Orgazmo (from the makers of "South Park") about a Mormon that begins an acting career in the porn industry but due to his religion, refuses to do the actual sex acts. A "stunt cock" is then called in as a body double to do the scenes for him. (There is absolutely no pornographic sex scenes in the movie though, it's all just comic relief). It is a funny movie yet extremely stupid but that's to be expected from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. And we love them for that.

So oett's joke that Tom Cruise needs a "stunt cock" is actually quite funny. And probably true.

[Merchant Seaman]

At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass.

That's as random as I can come up with right now

[oettinger]

At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass.

That's as random as I can come up with right now

Does that mean you should better hold that fart?

[scream ale]

When in doubt hold that fart. Sharting is no laughing matter. Until it happens to someone that isn't you. Then it's fucking he-larious.

[Merchant Seaman]

At 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, light bends into a perfect circle, so, if you were standing at a location 2.5 times the event horizon of a black hole, you could sip your Whiskey, stare straight ahead, and be looking at your own ass.

That's as random as I can come up with right now

Does that mean you should better hold that fart?

The light is bending, your fart would still be behind you

[Lush City]

What I want to know is what happens to farts in outer space? It's all a big vacuum so there would be no sound or odor. No one would ever know.

[Merchant Seaman]

What I want to know is what happens to farts in outer space? It's all a big vacuum so there would be no sound or odor. No one would ever know.

Unless you're in a space suit

[Badfellow]

You had three guys crammed into a lunar module, and you can almost imagine Buzz Aldrin lifting his ass and cutting a long, nasty fart with that shit eating grin on his face. "That’s one giant fart for mankind."

[Merchant Seaman]

You had three guys crammed into a lunar module, and you can almost imagine Buzz Aldrin lifting his ass and cutting a long, nasty fart with that shit eating grin on his face. "That’s one giant fart for mankind."

Then saying, "What?"

[Badfellow]

You had three guys crammed into a lunar module, and you can almost imagine Buzz Aldrin lifting his ass and cutting a long, nasty fart with that shit eating grin on his face. "That’s one giant fart for mankind."

Then saying, "What?"

"Bo-hica!"

[scream ale]

It doesn't get funnier than a fart.
That's what makes aging so cruel. True you have more time to fart but.. is it just a fart?

[oettinger]

Fart noises are farttastic

[Savage]

You don’t spit in the wind.

You don't pull the mash of the old lone ranger and, uhm something something...

[Lush City]

Ape like laughter...

[Artful Drunktective]