It’s the shakes that make it hard. There are no hangovers after awhile just the shakes. But we can fix that, we know how to get rid of the shakes, yes sir.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
Well, I’ve got a stomach ache, or rather an inflamed (feels like) intestine. The only cure for that is a drink, or several drinks. Don’t try to eat anything until the intestine uninflames. That could take awhile so in the meantime slowly cure it with sips of Booze Head brandy.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
I was in the store the other day, or maybe it was last week, and browsing the liquor store aisle (not isle) I noticed quite a few Booze Head brands on the shelves. Booze Head bathtub gin looked inviting. Booze Head double barrel shotgun bourbon apparently won some whiskey award down in Texas. Booze Head single malt Scotch doesn’t come from the highlands and is aged in the bottles that sit on the shelves. They do seem to have a market in the rum craze. Booze Head spiced rum is ranked number one by the teenagers too young to buy it. Booze Head mescal I haven’t tried yet because I’m afraid of tequila and Mexico. That leaves Booze Head Canadian blend which I recommend. Smooth, light colored, not aged to death. The 1.75’s are a bargain and they have that built in plastic pourer thing that helps prevent spills.
“Talk is cheap, whiskey costs money.” — Harry Caray
I usually shoplift my liquor from Costco. But I need to shoplift some more firecrackers first as the method of distraction. Hmmmmm, then I’ll have to hire a hooker to distract the fireworks guy. It’ll all work out.