Random shit

[oettinger]

When I first moved into this apartment 12 years ago, a large latte at the Peet's across the alley was $3.85. Today it is $5.15.

Had my first latte today in almost two years. Now up to $5.60. I've got espresso fumes coming out of my pores.

If you pour a shot or two of vodka into your latte you`ll have a white russian.

The espresso I`d pour into a tripple brandy and call it a morning

[Artful Drunktective]

Cool old pic of a liquor store in South Omaha, Nebraska, in the United States photographed by John Vachon in November 1938. I wish I could see inside.

Credit: sebcolorisation on Instagram - historycolored.com #history #nebraska #omaha

[Patchez]

I wanna know more about Penn Maryland whiskey.

[Thompson]

I’d like to see what’s happening in the upstairs apartment. Never seen such a cool looking window shade.

[Artful Drunktective]

I’d like to see what’s happening in the upstairs apartment. Never seen such a cool looking window shade.

Me too. I wanna know all the sordid details.

[Artful Drunktective]

[Artful Drunktective]

TRUTH!

[Badfellow]

6. People who don’t like Viking mead halls.

[Dear Booze]

TRUTH!

7. People who go out of their way to tell you they don't drink
8. People who go out of their way to tell you they are vegan
9. People who go out of their way to tell you they are teachers
10. People who go out of their way to tell you their husband is a fire fighter/fighter pilot/cop
11. People who go out of their way to tell you they have a recue dog
12. People who sit on a bench, 30 feet away and passively aggressively let you know they are against smoking

[scream ale]

13. People the won't shut the fuck up about how awesome their dog is.
14. People that eat chocolate and won't shut the fuck up about it.
15. People that won't shut the fuck up about being hot in 70 degree air conditioned room.
16. People that won't shut the fuck up.
17. Co-workers.

[Thompson]

18. People who cut in line and are proud about it.
19. People who sit next to you on the bus when there are plenty empty seats with no neighbors.
20. People who want to read you the latest chapter in their novel.
21. People who come over to visit that never bring any weed or beer but stay around for hours until your supply is gone.
22. People that say, Hey Thompson, you can always depend on me for a ride, but then you never can.

[Badfellow]

23. People who won’t give Thompson a ride wherever he needs to go.
24. People that won’t leave Scream Ale the fuck alone unless he don’t want to be left the fuck alone.
25. People who haggle over who leaves the tip, let alone the check.
26. People who don’t regularly post pictures and links to culinary travesties and crimes against food.
27. People who make the church and the steeple out of their hands (spoiler alert, it’s a twat).

[Thompson]

28. People who have that fluffed up hair and white teeth.
29. People who drink milk.
30. People who wake up in the morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed.
31. People who go to Jazz Festivals.
32. People who eat cereal.

[Badfellow]

29. People who drink milk.

Hey, I drink milk. Whole milk. From a cow.

[Thompson]

29. People who drink milk.

Hey, I drink milk. Whole milk. From a cow.

What, you keep a cow in the barn? I think you told me that you did but I’m skeptical.