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Thompson wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2023 6:19 pm

21. People who come over to visit that never bring any weed or beer but stay around for hours until your supply is gone.
Biggest pet peeve ever. We plan our weekend supply in advance so we don't have to go out and restock. So if we have a visitor, we tell them in advance to bring drink, smokes, and snacks - whatever they may need as we only have so much to share. Then they arrive empty handed and ask if we have anything to drink and then proceed to drink oett's beer. whiskey, smoke his cigarettes, and devour our snacks. Since when did people get off thinking that friends must provide everything for you? Fcking annoying!
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Thompson wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2023 8:44 pm

31. People who go to Jazz Festivals.
So full of themselves
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Jul 21, 2023 1:31 pm
Thompson wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2023 8:44 pm

31. People who go to Jazz Festivals.
So full of themselves
Oett forgot to say:

33. People who want/love/or talk about horses.
34. People who have to tell you how smart they are.
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I just belched while on YouTube there was an ad for baby diapers and I thought I tasted a baby diaper for a brief moment.

Truly, some "random shit."
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Nausea wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2023 3:19 pm
I just belched while on YouTube there was an ad for baby diapers and I thought I tasted a baby diaper for a brief moment.

Truly, some "random shit."
Random taste, I should move this post to the "What are tasting right now" section of the board
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Simply musing at this hour how totally soused I've become. It was a challenge despite the tough steak I had for lunch. But I achieved blessed drunk status.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Why in the hell does a search for the term "shandygaff" return zero results??? https://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails ... shandygaff

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It’s the ginger ale that throws the search engine off. Doesn’t like those mixers.
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Random shit- cannabis became full-on legal in Minnesota yesterday. While many were having celebrations and ripping bong tubes in the public parks, for me it largely seemed just another day.

Don’t get me wrong, I think legalization is an overall, overwhelmingly positive thing. But I also have strangely mixed feelings about it. I’ve been puffing almost daily and breaking the law for over 30 years, and part of me wonders how much of my identity centers around being that minor criminal. It’s difficult to explain.

It’s also going to be interesting to see people continue to come out of concealment, as well as all those who’ve never dabbled before simply because it was illegal. A bit surreal to see THC seltzer being served at the bar alongside beer and other beloved booze. And believe you me, they’re guzzling it.


I’m going to get stoned and think about it over coffee and an apple strudel.
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Thompson wrote:
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It’s the ginger ale that throws the search engine off. Doesn’t like those mixers.
I spilled ginger ale on a search engine once. That’s basically what happened to Yahoo.
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There seems to be a lot of weed available these days, and I’m talking illegal weed. Prices have dropped too, at least down here. And the product has improved on top of it. Now get this — Landlord has this connection through some secret reefer site that has a menu with available weed and vapes. He places the order with the secret code and they will deliver your order the next day. You leave the $ in the mailbox and they leave your package. This is the kicker — the prices are outstanding, no charges for delivery, and . . . after Landlord places the order he will get a text back with a revised cash total — twenty to twenty five discounted off the price. I stay up front and can hear the street noises and not once have I heard the delivery transaction.
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Who wants to fool with that legal shit when ( I would imagine) it is twice as much and not as good?
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Hey Man — Random Shit — I made it to Inebriate Savant. Damn.
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According to this here video there are no bars in Barrow Alaska. Why the fuck would anybody live there??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV9ofyKNdTM

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Great, thanks Hugh, you just fucked up my winter vacation plan.

The other choice was gobi desert, any bars over there...
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