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I have a big confession to make, fellow drunkards. I just turned 21 exactly 2 hours and 21 minutes ago. Had 5 rounds at a badass bar that lets you smoke and came home to crack a Newcastle (a 6'er was my first ever purchase. Getting scotch tomorrow when the big liquor store opens up) because I have school things to take care of in the morning. I'll be representing the drunkards tomorrow though.
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Then Happy Birthday and please enjoy a prayer and a pint in Tokyo.
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Damned youtube blocked that in America.

Ended up drinking a few Newcastles that I bought MYSELF after coming home from the bar. I have to be up in 5 hours, but I feel good. Nowhere near plastered enough for a hangover, so hopefully my 10:30 shit goes over smooth and easy. And thanks a million Palinka. We'll have to skype here soon. I'm booked almost solid until Monday night my time, but this Thursday might actually be open for me to drink and hop on for a good skype session with you euro-folk.
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Happy Birthday, dude!
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I was 21 once.

I think.

Hell, I can't remember being 21.

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Happy Birthday!
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Thanks all. Bought a bottle of Glennfidich 12 this afternoon, as I've never had scotch. Must say, I could see it growing on me. I've been stuck on gin so long it feels a little odd at first, but I think I'll be making good friends with scotch. About to hit a few bars with my buddy, but he's sounding pussy-ish about it being the middle of the week. Bullshit! Let's steer this booze-ship through the tides of life!

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I'm what you'd call wasted
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brandonman wrote:Damned youtube blocked that in America....
Use your cell 'phonr to set up a VPN, to which you then hook-up your Wi-Fi device (laptop, tablet, i-Pad, notebook etc.) and you'll fool YouTube's, "Country Identification by IP Address" and, therefore, should be able to see any YouTube clip.

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Before I was twenty-one, the only booze I got was at my grandparents place, or stuff guys would buy me, (wow, the good old days, when you went to the disco with your date, and entered without id check, and he bought two drinks, so your underage ass could get plastered on screw drivers) or whatever my bestie could steal from the store. Damn, she was good! Never got caught. Or, like at the block party, when all the adults were too blitzed to notice a fourteen-year old, draining the beer supply.

By the by, I loved my 25th birthday. My dear gramma Mia (mom's mom) gave me a pretty pair of fake pearl earrings, and a gallon jug of cheap red wine, which we proceeded to kill over the course of the afternoon. (I didn't know my mom's lips could get that thin) Shortly after that, I went out with the Grumpy. He swears he was there several months ago, but honest to gawd, I do not remember him until September 1983. We married each other in December 1983. It's been a long strange trip. I'd have to say, if he was a Disneyland ride, he'd definitely be an F or maybe a G ticket. *

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Savage wrote:...I'd have to say, if he was a Disneyland ride, he'd definitely be an F or maybe a G ticket.
For those who don't get the reference, that's a huge complement.

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Congrats, now you`re part of the crappy adult life:

After being allowed to go to war, operade a vehicle as a child, drink coffee, smoke cigs, fly a fighter jet, get married/pregnant, judge about innocent life operating a stick, you are finally allowed to sip some beer? How does it feel and taste?


Next thing they allow minors under 21 to order junkfood!!!! Hilarious I know...
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Dear Booze wrote:
Savage wrote:...I'd have to say, if he was a Disneyland ride, he'd definitely be an F or maybe a G ticket.
For those who don't get the reference, that's a huge complement.

The Submarine Voyage, Matterhorn, and Enchanted Tiki Room rolled up in one

You know, when I think about it, he is, kinda. And throw in that Indiana Jones Ride, okay? Now me, I'm all about the Haunted Mansion. I'm one of the ghosts who will follow you home.
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Not gonna lie, this whole buying my own whiskey, my own gin, my own beer, it's great. Picking up a six pack MYSELF before a grill-out. Fuck yea. Of course, that's only a six-pack if the fridge is stocked.
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Re: Confession

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brandonman wrote:I have a big confession to make, fellow drunkards. I just turned 21 exactly 2 hours and 21 minutes ago...
How in thee hell did I miss this golden nugget?!

Happy birthday old boy, raising a glass of ink to your young liver.


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