TRUE CONFESSIONS

[mistah willies]

I have a civilization problem

We know, but rude confessions are admitted in the other thread

Drys are not civilised in any way, shape or manner.

Modern Drunkards have to educate them. This is our work. It takes much practise.

Please continue on with your studies. Elucidate the unwashed!

[Patchez]

Elucidate the unwashed!

Damn. I've been washing the unelucidated.

Ducking Fyslexia.

[mistah willies]

Damn. I've been washing the unelucidated.

Ducking Fyslexia.

I have dental Myslexia. I think things incorrectly, and when I speak them, my friggin teeth fuck them up back to being listenable.

[Frankennietzsche]

I have never seen one of the MCU motion pictures in the theaters. I really wanted to see both Avengers movies, and some of the others, probably, but never got around to it. I have seen almost all of them, subsequently, mostly on disc. In my opinion, the Iron Man movies are the least interesting, from a superhero standpoint, especially 3. I have never seen the MCU The Hulk. I have seen the first The Hulk movie, with Eric Bana, and it didn't make much sense at the end. But that one is not, technically an MCU Marvel movie. I really like Thor: Dark World which is contrary to most people's opinions, I gather. Also, I really liked the first Cap'n America film. Top-drawer, I say. GOTG was probably one of the most beautifully animated/cgi-ed films that I have ever seen. Anyway...whatevs. Civil War is out, but I am at work. Maybe I will see it int he theatre next weekend.

[mistah willies]

Sometimes, I piss on the bottom of the T-shirt i'm wearing. I don't know why i do it.



Then, when I put it back on, it gets all over my hair. Dammit.

[oettinger]

Sometimes, I piss on the bottom of the T-shirt i'm wearing. I don't know why i do it.



Then, when I put it back on, it gets all over my hair. Dammit.

Wow that must hurt.

People often msitake my assholeness for mastermindness

[Frankennietzsche]

A repeat confession: I have never been to the Kentucky Derby.
I have lived here all of my life (except for a short stint in Bowling Green.) My grandfather lived about two blocks from Churchill Downs, literally on the same street. In fact, in my adult life, I have been to one Derby Party that wasn't a "family" party.

[Patchez]

A repeat confession: I have never been to the Kentucky Derby.
I have lived here all of my life (except for a short stint in Bowling Green.) My grandfather lived about two blocks from Churchill Downs, literally on the same street. In fact, in my adult life, I have been to one Derby Party that wasn't a "family" party.

One year the wife and I are planning vacations around the Triple Crown. You will have to come down when we do the Derby.

[oettinger]

I got totally lost last night and slept with my own girlfriend

[Frankennietzsche]

Hypothetically, of course: if one were, in the course of shaving off one's beard, that was long enough to require clippers, and one decided that it might be a good time to trim one's nether region, it is recommended that one remember to replace the trimming guards on one's clippers, lest one clear-cut a region one ought not.

[Mr. Viking]

I use scissors

[mistah willies]

Machete and a mini gun.

I'm looking for the predator down there

[Badfellow]

"You could use a little trim down there, buddy. Looks like a thimble wearing a clown wig."

[oettinger]

Machete and a mini gun.

I'm looking for the predator down there

Ever heard of an agent made out of oranges?
Predator has a hard time hiding after the agent worked his wonders

[oettinger]

"You could use a little trim down there, buddy. Looks like a thimble wearing a clown wig."

Doink the Clown was always one of my favorite WWRape characters