TRUE CONFESSIONS
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- shawnonious
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Re: Confession
Cheers willies! Think I'm gonna pop on down to a bar tonight. I'm still chuggin' along strong. Saturday's hangover had me out of commission on drinking until like 9pm though. The shot of gin before an afternoon gig came back up a few minutes later outside. God damn. Party buses. Be careful with those.
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
- Mr. Viking
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Re: Confession
I felt great when I turned 18. No more having to put on my dad's clothes and shoes to try and look older. Congratulations and have fun. Scothc is great BTW
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- shawnonious
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Yea, I've certainly enjoyed the Glennfiddich. Not sure if it replaces my one true love, Jameson, in my heart though. Also, Jameson is much cheaper. haha
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Re: Confession
To be fair jamesons is Irish whiskey (thats why its so damned good ;) ) scotch is in a few different varieties, mainly preffered on the bais of the peat content of its water source, I prefer a less peat driven scotch.brandonman wrote:Yea, I've certainly enjoyed the Glennfiddich. Not sure if it replaces my one true love, Jameson, in my heart though. Also, Jameson is much cheaper. haha
Anyway I missed this thread so happy belated birthday, keep to the ethos of funtional alcoholic and it'll all work out just fine :D
- AntonArkydivich
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Happy birthday to you, indeed. I commend you on your excellent choice of Glennfiddich as a first scotch.
Driiiiiink up.
Driiiiiink up.
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Re: Confession
My nuts still inch.
- shawnonious
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Yes Malkor, I'm aware! Just mentioned because they're all in the Whiskey umbrella.
Thanks Anton!
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Screwball: Dammit, now mine itch.
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Re: Confession
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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TRUE CONFESSIONS
It's cathartic. Go ahead, do it! Confess, sinner!
I'll start:
I have never eaten a chimichanga.
I've actually, already started over there.
I'll start:
I have never eaten a chimichanga.
I've actually, already started over there.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
I drink every day.
However I do not get drunk every day.
Fucking adulting and other dumb shit.
However I do not get drunk every day.
Fucking adulting and other dumb shit.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
I have developed a real liking for Canadian dramatic television shows, especially police procedurals. It all started with DaVinci's Inquest. Then there was Flashpoint, and the Border and that detective show on Newfoundland. There was a time, on Sunday nights, that the CW would run three in a row. Ah, those were heady days. Now there is another, that i think just finished its run, but I catch it every now and then on odd nights called Rookie Blue.
None of these are particularly great television; that's not what I am saying. I guess that a big part of it is that these shows are unabashedly Canadian. They are set there, and produced there, not a show filmed there but supposed to be in America or one of those shows where the location doesn't matter. Anyway, they allow us a glimpse into a slightly different society. They are not as different as the British police procedurals, but still different enough. Also, the hot Canadian chicks don't hurt.
None of these are particularly great television; that's not what I am saying. I guess that a big part of it is that these shows are unabashedly Canadian. They are set there, and produced there, not a show filmed there but supposed to be in America or one of those shows where the location doesn't matter. Anyway, they allow us a glimpse into a slightly different society. They are not as different as the British police procedurals, but still different enough. Also, the hot Canadian chicks don't hurt.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
- Mr. Viking
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
I forgot to flush
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
Thats not a confession but a well known factMr. Viking wrote:I forgot to flush
Drink!
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
For the first time in my life I have gone so long without a major accident that my tetanus shot has expired.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought