Chili, Pizza Rolls, dark rum and cheap beer.scream ale wrote: ↑Wed Oct 14, 2020 12:38 pmThose of you with diets high in beans, garlic and beer will know what I mean...
TRUE CONFESSIONS
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This tickles me for some reason; I know how you feel.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:38 amSometimes I really want to order a frou-frou cocktail at a bar but I don't because it's kinda embarrassing.
One time I was at a bar in a Mexican restaurant by myself killing time waiting for my take-out order and I ordered a Corona margarita not knowing exactly what it was. The bartender brought me a huge fishbowl margarita with one of those tiny Corona bottles upside down sticking out of it. I was mortified sitting there by myself sheepishly looking around with that ginormous concoction in front of me. If I was with friends, no big deal, but by myself? Hello alcoholic chick! But of course I drank it and it was really good.
I feel the same way when I order a Manhattan and they bring it to me in the long stem glass, ugh. I feel like I should be holding my pinky out when I drink.
So I started (and still do to this day) ordering Manhattans and telling the bartender to put it in an low ball glass. Bacchus bless the bartenders who get where I'm coming from immediately, because there's nothing more exhausting than trying to convince an oblivious bartender what 'looking like a douche' is.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Wait a minute. Are you saying you don't drink with your pinky out?!Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 5:57 pm
I feel the same way when I order a Manhattan and they bring it to me in the long stem glass, ugh. I feel like I should be holding my pinky out when I drink.
Okole maluna!
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That happens to Dear Booze all the time but he leaves the keys in the ignition.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Wed Oct 14, 2020 6:54 amSomeone stole my car, so now the body in the trunk is their problem.
Okole maluna!
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While he drags the body out of the trunkArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Oct 15, 2020 10:14 pmThat happens to Dear Booze all the time but he leaves the keys in the ignition.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Wed Oct 14, 2020 6:54 amSomeone stole my car, so now the body in the trunk is their problem.
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I can't tell if it's the booze or the shrooms typing.
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I went to a random, totally ordinary, typical for SoCal Mexican restaurant. Ordered a large fancy margarita.Received a baby bathtub-sized basin. I am short. The booth was low. The table was a tad high. I had to get up on my knees to drink the damn thing. Grumpy laughed himself into a hernia.
Are you lonesome tonight...
I don’t even remember what I ate, but it was prob a basic b.... burrito.
Are you lonesome tonight...
I don’t even remember what I ate, but it was prob a basic b.... burrito.
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I fcking love Milli Vanilli. And I'm not ashamed.
They are a shockingly unexpected, talented, underrated, and awesome band. We were all blinded by the German dancers in spandex high-fiving in mid air of course but the the REAL Milli Vanilli musicians are a legit band.
They are a shockingly unexpected, talented, underrated, and awesome band. We were all blinded by the German dancers in spandex high-fiving in mid air of course but the the REAL Milli Vanilli musicians are a legit band.
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Makes for a hell of a hangover
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 3:11 pmIf Milli Vanilli were a flavor of Wolfschmidt vodka, I would drink it all day long...
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Faaaaghk. Dat fuuny.Badfellow wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:19 am
Makes for a hell of a hangover
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon May 31, 2021 3:11 pmIf Milli Vanilli were a flavor of Wolfschmidt vodka, I would drink it all day long...
DRINK!
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I'm a secret agent employed by an international consortium of globalist technocratic dickheads out to conquer the world. I'm tasked with rooting out Chinese spies and E.T.'s who always seem to be stealing my booze! So, all of your posts are being scrutinized carefully.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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So does this mean you get to drink in the secret spy bar?Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Jun 06, 2021 6:15 pmI'm a secret agent employed by an international consortium of globalist technocratic dickheads out to conquer the world. I'm tasked with rooting out Chinese spies and E.T.'s who always seem to be stealing my booze! So, all of your posts are being scrutinized carefully.
I hear Frank and the rest of the Rat pack are there too, Elvis and JFK are in an old folks home in Texas battling mummies