TRUE CONFESSIONS
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
I will crush your head like a nut, eh.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
I didn't go to church this weekend and feel really bad about it.
No really. I was at this Walmart the other day and while I was there thought "Huh. I should grab some vodka while I am here". So I went to the liquor section and it was all locked up behind glass doors. Wtf?
So this employee in the liquor department was nearby and asked what I wanted and I promptly replied "Bottom shelf vodka" and believe me, it was even more so the rubbing alcohol choices of bottom shelf vodka that I normally drink. I walked out with two plastic bottles of Fleischmann's which is what I am assuming is Jewish vodka.
WHY would this be protected behind glass doors? And what is stopping me from stealing it the minute I walk away with them without the protection of the glass doors and nearby liquor security guard? None of it made sense.
No really. I was at this Walmart the other day and while I was there thought "Huh. I should grab some vodka while I am here". So I went to the liquor section and it was all locked up behind glass doors. Wtf?
So this employee in the liquor department was nearby and asked what I wanted and I promptly replied "Bottom shelf vodka" and believe me, it was even more so the rubbing alcohol choices of bottom shelf vodka that I normally drink. I walked out with two plastic bottles of Fleischmann's which is what I am assuming is Jewish vodka.
WHY would this be protected behind glass doors? And what is stopping me from stealing it the minute I walk away with them without the protection of the glass doors and nearby liquor security guard? None of it made sense.
Okole maluna!
Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
Mmm.. Rubbing alcohol.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
They sell liquor in walmart now?
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
Evidently yes and even the bottom shelf its locked up like a chastity belt.scream ale wrote: ↑Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:45 amThey sell liquor in walmart now?
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
The reason WalTard keeps the liquor locked up is so they can save EVEN MORE MONEY on insurance premiums and pass those savings on to you, the Fleishmann's swilling consumer.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.
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Shteeling shteins ish shwell shit.
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I've been overcharged (more than once) at the bar that I liked to go to. It was a shame, and I stopped going, but I never considered trying to take revenge by thefting glassware. This is an interesting idea.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: TRUE CONFESSIONS
Revenge is a dish best served with your favorite booze.
Or so I'm told.