I get scared of spooky movies.
Which is funny because I`m a T-800 that kills everything not drunk in sight. "Target only partially aquirred, danger: blurry vision, upright standing malfunctioning, reverse to battery saving pass out mode"
Wait I`m a D-800 cyberwine systems bottle 101, that`s better. And my wife is a Drunk 1000
TRUE CONFESSIONS
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Me and my brother weren`t allowed "violent" toys. No He-Man, no Transformers, no Ghostbusters for drunk`s sake.
They wanted us to be creative and got us lego bricks and later on a computer. Can you imagine what pain in the ass it was to rebuild castle Wolfenstein
Funny side note, the neighbouring grandma freaked out when my sister and her best friend decided to "hang" all their dolls on the washing line
They wanted us to be creative and got us lego bricks and later on a computer. Can you imagine what pain in the ass it was to rebuild castle Wolfenstein
Funny side note, the neighbouring grandma freaked out when my sister and her best friend decided to "hang" all their dolls on the washing line
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I recently gave up my flip phone and got one of those strange flat screen tapping things. I've had some experience with the screen tapping things and I'm less than thrilled with them. But after I learned that my flip phone was gonna be no more by the end of the year because it's 3g (whatever in fuck that's supposed to mean to me) I decided now is the time to get familiar with the strange flat screen tapping things. Better to get it over and done with now than when I'm older and even more easily frustrated with this bullshit. That being said it's not going well. I couldn't even answer the goddamn thing when somebody called. This is not a good sign. The only bright spot in all of this is the raging pissed off older woman who stormed out of phone place as I was going in who was grumbling "This place rots!". She was pretty cool, and fairly accurate.
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My father had to get one for his banking accounts.
He is 76. he is confused like hell.
I can`t help because I refuse to own one of these things
He is 76. he is confused like hell.
I can`t help because I refuse to own one of these things
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Dude, I went through the same thing earlier this year. Accidentally put my old flip phone in the washer so I had to get a new one. I was ranting about how this fucking new phone doesn't work, these pop-tart phones are shit, etc etc. This girl calls me, takes my phone and swipes her finger on it and it answered, she hands it back looking at me like I'm a total retard.scream ale wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:03 amI recently gave up my flip phone and got one of those strange flat screen tapping things.
I couldn't even answer the goddamn thing when somebody called. This is not a good sign.
People text me, I call them. Still haven't figured that shit out. I did take a blurry picture with it a couple weeks ago.
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Seriously talking on that thing yesterday I felt like a little kid pretending the TV remote was a phone. Whatever best to just get it over with now. I can't imagine having to do this when I'm in my 70's. It might just cause a breakdown of some sort. In the mean time, beer cures all. Cheers!
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By then it will just be a simple brain implant.
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Somehow that seems more frightening than what we have now. More beer? More beer.
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but but but the doctor said it can`t connect with the brain dead.
"If I keep drinking like this I will never be able to follow up" he said.
"That`s the plan doc! Cheers"
"If I keep drinking like this I will never be able to follow up" he said.
"That`s the plan doc! Cheers"
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I don't much of a brain for the docs to work with anyway.
And what I do have this rectangular piece of agony is destroying! The telephone was such a simple concept. Why did they have to fuck with it?!?
And what I do have this rectangular piece of agony is destroying! The telephone was such a simple concept. Why did they have to fuck with it?!?
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Don't tell anyone, but I like eggnog (the fancyass glass bottle stuff) cut with IBC rootbeer. Of course I finish with a lovely Makers over ice (gotta clear the palate). Goes so well with a nice chunk of shortbread.
Though the weather report out here says otherwise, it is the holiday season. What is your seasonal tipple?
Though the weather report out here says otherwise, it is the holiday season. What is your seasonal tipple?
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love eggnog. I've always found eggnog to make a fine recovery drink. i usually replace the salt with sodium ascorbate (vitamin c). Root beer is an interesting touch.
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I layer the bottom of a thermos thinly with honey.Savage wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:51 pmDon't tell anyone, but I like eggnog (the fancyass glass bottle stuff) cut with IBC rootbeer. Of course I finish with a lovely Makers over ice (gotta clear the palate). Goes so well with a nice chunk of shortbread.
Though the weather report out here says otherwise, it is the holiday season. What is your seasonal tipple?
I add 2 parts Rye Whiskey
I fill with heated Apple Cider
I add a cinnamon stick for stirring and flavor
A nice cold-weather hot toddy-type drink that I can take out into the world. Great for autumn, PERFECT for winter.
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That's a solid recipe. I do something similar with dark rum when the weather turns nippy, usually with a vanilla bean involved, sometimes with a jigger of half & half.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:19 pmI layer the bottom of a thermos thinly with honey.
I add 2 parts Rye Whiskey
I fill with heated Apple Cider
I add a cinnamon stick for stirring and flavor...
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Fried babybell give me a boner
Edit: Yumms, you should have a bite.
The cheese is nothing to scoff at either.
Edit: Yumms, you should have a bite.
The cheese is nothing to scoff at either.
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