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Im Known as SexMachine

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I think your wife is more deserving of that title. After all, she's the one that is up for a gang bang after a few shots of mezcal.
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Sammy wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:05 am
 I think your wife is more deserving of that title. After all, she's the one that is up for a gang bang after a few shots of mezcal.
It's funny because it's true.
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Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:25 am
Sammy wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:05 am
 I think your wife is more deserving of that title. After all, she's the one that is up for a gang bang after a few shots of mezcal.
It's funny because it's true.
She hot?

... For a friend. Not me.
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brandonman wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 5:41 pm
mistah willies wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:17 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 9:25 am

It's funny because it's true.
She hot?

... For a friend. Not me.
He's asking for me. She hot?
I don't care if she's hot or not I'll bang the skag.
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Patchez wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 11, 2019 11:16 pm
 I don't care if she's hot or not I'll bang the skag.
Everyone knows it's Wendy.
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Did you title this thread with "machine" because of your hand's machine-like motions?

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Oh you mean like a dildo. Got it.
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Oh you mean like a dildo. Got it. No use for that!
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After a long deliberation, you have been granted limited permission by the Council of Supremely Drunk Fucks to change your user name to one of the following options:

*ThirstyDildo

*PocketPussy

*Uday al' Buttmunch

*Mike Hawk

*Jòrvife Künt
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:04 pm
 Oh you mean like a dildo. Got it.
Exactly.
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:10 pm
 Oh you mean like a dildo. Got it. No use for that!
Precisely. Though I noticed you stuttered. Almost like your battery ran out.
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*Burt Turgler- (sorry, that one was a late edition to a previous post I was too lazy to edit)
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this is like watching someone drop an uncooked chicken leg into an aquarium filled with piranha

I think I'm a make an Old Fashion

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