Happy Independence Day, Drunks!

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:09 pm

A timely article about American flags, and what they mean (from the lovely people at Something Awful).

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 7:23 pm

Thrirded, great post, we true "mericans' man the stockade and salute you.

$7 blow up kiddie pool on the deck and foofie rum blender drinks all day. I thank those who made this happen, hope we can reclaim it in your memory.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:00 pm

Judge wrote:
I"m driving to a dry county to spend the day with my cousin.

We found actual footage of the Judge on the trip.

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:10 pm

Cheers! On this day I truly remember what it means to live in this great country. Hooch for everyone.

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Sat Jul 05, 2014 3:47 pm

Just think, 238 years ago today, our founding fathers must have been nursing a collection of epic hangovers.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 6:13 pm

Peak Summer, time to unlock the Red, White, and Blue layered frozen cocktail and watch fireworks drunk.

The family salute: Gin / Tonic/ Blue Cureaco / splash of Grenadine, squirt of lime, Marachino Cherry.

Light a fucking M-80.

Drink.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:38 am

startted last night go through sunday nuttin but nuttin better

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:43 am

A very happy and endrunkenated Independence Day Holiday to all our US co-Modern Drunkardists. I sincerely hope that you all have a wonderful time with plenty of booze and food (for those that like that sort of thing) and that none of you find it at all taxing*.

* I humbly apologise for that terrible joke. Please have plenty of drink to try and wipe it from your minds.

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:06 pm

The New York Post's suggested 4th of July Cocktails.

The top ten bartenders recommended 4th of July Cocktails.

INFORUM's "patriotic guide" to 4th of July Cocktails.

Cosmopolitan's 12 favourite 4th of July Cocktails.

Food&Wine's guide to 4th of July Cocktails (and a bunch of other 4th of July stuff).

Finally, a few 4th of July Cocktails from the losing team (just to show that there are no hard feelings).

Now, to quote one of our leading Board Members, popular poster and groovy Global Moderators:

DRINK!

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:14 pm

Bourbon and independence and all that shit Cheers.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:42 pm

isaw Amish people evwher today and they dont speak enlish

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 5:46 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:...they dont speak enlish

Is that some sort of pigeon/patwa between English and the sort of stuff that the recruitment guys use?

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:02 am

Smatter Noguts wrote:isaw Amish people evwher today and they dont speak enlish

Lucky you. We got mormons here in germany and I understand every word they feel the urge to articulate.

Party on!

TheDrunkardAnglo · Post by **TheDrunkardAnglo** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:00 am

Happy Independence day!
In all the drunkard joy and jingoism please spare the tea from a swimming lesson in Charles River.

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:41 pm

Evidrtne there was a road rip to shipshewana yesternby drank all the gin AND now e have whiskey and soda before we break with the britbrew and go bourbon, 'cause, 'merica

Happy Independence Day, Drunks!

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