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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Well said, DB. I raise my glass in return: to independence and to all you glorious Drunkards. Remember, those who do not exercise their personal freedoms are liable to lose them.


So, the next time you're buck naked and taking a piss off the cabin porch while shooting 1/4 inch plate steel targets with a .357 magnum... wait, I forgot where I was going with that, but you get the idea.
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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Also, here's to not losing any fingers and staying out of jail.
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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Happy Treason Day!!!!

You buncha ungratefull colonialists .
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Re: An Independence Day Toast

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That's America

Long distance shout out to scream ale
Okole maluna!

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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Well said indeed!

The founding fathers made quite an accomplishment.

'Murica.
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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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I'm gonna get drunk and watch the big 'Murica parade on TV. Here's some eagle sounds to make your 4th of July essstra special.

Oh, let the eagle soar like she's never soared before.
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Re: An Independence Day Toast

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Here's to you, people of America for your zeal for justice and the strength of forbearance, that we may use our liberty any way we want.

Here's to our federal government, who gave us a paid vacation day so we might get shitty drunk. Here's to the choices we have in drinking venues. Some may choose a nice quiet, air conditioned bar to reflect on anything we want to reflect upon; others will choose to drink within the confines of their own home; and others may choose to imbibe with friends and family while celebrating flames, sparks and explosions.

Regardless of location and setting, nothing says freedom better than a bombastic and drunken celebration.

O beautiful for BevMo isles,
For amber drinks of grain,
For Irish Coffee and Kamikazes
And all the French Champagne!
America! America!
Please have a drink with me.
So lift 'em high and drain ‘em dry
Fom sea to shining sea!
DRINK!

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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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'Murrica, Fuck Yeah!

I think Dear Booze got so excited about the release of the MDM magazine out now
that he blew his whole package of fireworks
and caused an earthquake.

You ok there dude?

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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Cheers! And for those of you who live in CA, MOVE! CA is about to drop into the ocean!

And if you can't make it out in time, grab the nearest homeless person and start paddling your ass off. I hear they make excellent flotation devices!

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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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mistah willies wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:05 pm
'Murrica, Fuck Yeah!

I think Dear Booze got so excited about the release of the MDM magazine out now
that he blew his whole package of fireworks
and caused an earthquake.

You ok there dude?
I was on the toilet.
DRINK!

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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Finished all the good ol' American Rye whiskey and moved on to Tequila because why not? If you're coming over the border all I ask is that you bring a bottle: Tequila or Mescal from the south, or Canadian whiskey from the north.

Let's all gather around the hearth, share painful stories, acknowledge and commiserate the reality of life. The clock is winding down and none of us have a forever to waste.

Cheers.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Re: An Independence Day Toast

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Here is to old fashioned liberty!

The freedom to do as one wishes without the approval of a school marm of hr *****!

The freedom to write, to think, and to drink!

Cheers comrades in arms, who rebel against becoming corporate drones or wards of the state, who grab on to the last vestige of freedom, the freedom to tap into the Id, the freedom to drink!
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Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

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Sammy wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:18 pm
Cheers! And for those of you who live in CA, MOVE! CA is about to drop into the ocean!

And if you can't make it out in time, grab the nearest homeless person and start paddling your ass off. I hear they make excellent flotation devices!
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Re: Happy Independence Day, Drunks!

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Video footage from Dear Booze's boat from the 4th of July.
Okole maluna!

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Re: Happy Independence Day, Drunks!

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244 years ago today:

Adams: Holy shit, that was fun last night.
Hancock: Hell yea. But I totally blacked out.
Adams: Anyone have a copy of that "declaration" thing we were fucking around with?
Hancock: Yea, that shit was hilarious!
Jefferson: I hit send.
Adams: You what?
Jefferson: I hit send.
Adams: You hit send?
Jefferson: I hit send.
Hancock: Fuck.
DRINK!

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